The following essay and translation by our Hungarian correspondent László is a follow-up to last month’s report on chipping.
The chip-loving Hungarian celebrity Vanda Schumacher reminds me of Nicole Kidman, who made a PSA video recently in which she eats yummy mealworms (using chopsticks). Don’t watch the video of her feast if you have an overactive gag reflex.
An actress of her stature doesn’t do that sort of promo for free, and Nicole Kidman is VERY expensive. She is known to have a taste for insects, but we may still assume that somebody paid a lot of money to videotape her promoting the consumption of mealworms by humans. Hmm…
You Vill Merge With Ze Machines, Like It or Not
by László
The latest round of the cringe-inducing microchip implant propaganda in Hungary. The point is that it is not some fringe piece hidden in a dark corner of the Internet: 24.hu, which published it, is a huge mainstream media outlet. The general public is now being bombarded with this nightmarish globalist dystopia that is being gradually introduced. No need for further explanations: just turn on your implanted new-normal decoders.
Chip implanted under the skin is not satanic, and it is not a surveillance device
People tend to be irrationally afraid of new technologies anyway, but recently no development has provoked such strong emotions as the subcutaneous chip. But whether you like it or not, this is the not-so-distant future.
Although this summer, with its austerity measures, the collapse of the forint exchange rate, extreme heat waves and other frightening symptoms of climate change, is not the least bit like the usual silly season news frenzy, the TV presenter and actress Vanda Schumacher still managed to blast a huge news bomb when she said she wanted to have a chip implanted in the back of her hand because she believes it is the future.
She has since had the tiny operation in Zurich and now feels like a real cyberpunk. Here’s a quote from her Instagram post about the procedure:
“I have a 28mm chip implanted in my hand, that contains a transmitter similar to a bank card, which allows me to pay anywhere with a swipe of my finger without a phone, money or card. It may seem strange at first, but it will make my life a lot easier, because you see how much I travel, what adventures I go through, and because I get mugged every three months or so, it makes me feel safer.”
If you want to follow in the footsteps of Vanda Schumacher, you don’t necessarily have to travel all the way to Switzerland.
Gábor Zagyvai, who is the only one in Hungary who deals with extreme body modifications other than tattoos and piercings, will soon also be doing chip implantation. He says that although there are several types of electronic implants that can be inserted under the skin, the chip that Schumacher chose for payment is currently the most popular.
Money under the skin, too
The pay-chip and the IT background behind it are the product of London-based Walletmor. Their application is a virtual wallet connected to the chip. You can load as much money as you want into it from your bank account, and you can manage as much money as you want without having a bank card, phone, smart watch or anything else.
The biocompatible coating of the chip, which means that it can be implanted under the skin, is provided by a US company called Dangerous Things. They made the world’s first NFC implant available to anyone in 2013. NFC (Near Field Communication) technology works by generating a small magnetic field from a receiver, such as a bank card terminal, which, if the implant is close enough to it, induces enough energy from the field to communicate with the terminal for a short period of time. This means that the implant has no energy source of its own and does not emit any radiation. It is like a contactless bank card, but much smaller.
The implantation process is simple, and it takes about fifteen minutes: proper preparation of the skin surface, a tiny incision, then two stitches after the careful insertion of the implant. According to Zagyvai, replacing the chip won’t be any more complicated — he doesn’t think the silicone shell will adhere to the connective tissue, but as it’s a completely new thing, there’s no experience with this yet.
Replacement will be necessary, because the implant has an eight-year expiry date. This does not mean that when it expires, the device will start to cause damage to the body, it will just stop working because it will not be compatible with the constantly evolving technology.
Implants are usually placed in the back of the hand because that is where they are most practical, but they can basically be placed anywhere. If you use the back of your hand a lot, like in martial arts, and you hit the bamboo with your bare hand all day, it might be better to put it a little higher up in the forearm, says Zagyvai, adding that the implant is so thin and flexible that anything can happen, but it’s hard to imagine an accident that could cause injury. It is safer than an earring or any kind of body jewellery.
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