We’ll Take Them Back — If the Price is Right

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Many thanks to Hellequin GB for translating this article from Junge Freiheit:

Repatriation for money

Taliban offer Germany deportation agreement

The Taliban’s migration minister is charming. He wants to bring Afghan asylum seekers back from Germany — for money. If necessary, he wants to force the federal government to step on the accelerator on deportations. The minister comes up with a very special theory about reunification.

Kabul

Taliban Migration Minister Khalil Haqqani has offered to readmit Afghan asylum seekers from Germany. “We as the Islamic Emirate have set ourselves the goal of improving the living and working conditions of our residents so that we are attractive to well-educated migrants, they return and enrich our country,” he told the Neue Zürcher Zeitung. If Germany helps to improve the living situation in Afghanistan, “there is a good chance that the refugees will return to Afghanistan.”

He also demanded financial compensation from Berlin for the Bundeswehr’s Afghanistan mission and its consequences. “We will bring not only Germany, but all states in the international coalition before an international court to hold them accountable for the war. We want to force them to pay us compensation and help repatriate the refugees.” The Germans have a “moral and legal obligation” to support the Taliban government, emphasized Haqqani.

He also regretted the current poor relationship between Berlin and Kabul. Things were better before Germany took part in the war. The Germans and the Afghans are traditionally closely linked. “Was it not we, the Afghans, who made a significant contribution to German reunification with the victory over the Soviet Union?” asked Haqqani.

Afterword from the translator:

What a great business model: they send in their boys, then Germany pays for their upkeep. The asylum industry lives from their accommodation and then back in return for payment. You can create a real vicious circle here. Is the Taliban also involved in the German asylum industry? I wouldn’t be surprised. This means real growth for everyone involved in this scheme and the continuing bleeding of the German people.

I’m really “excited” for the German taxpayer; it’s such a lose-lose situation for them. Why don’t they just transfer the “citizens’ money” directly? It will have the same effect on the German economy, and might save a few native German lives from the attention of Afghan “specialists” in gynecology and surgery.

9 thoughts on “We’ll Take Them Back — If the Price is Right”

  1. I like this Haqqani. He has balls.

    If Schulz had balls he would tell Haqqani that they will take them back for free or he will make them walk the plank (or feed them to Morbark).

    At this point anything that resulted in afghani orcs leaving Germany whatever the price would be preferable to the false economy of continuing to allow them to stay while paying them every month to sell drugs and rape.

    • Yes
      The stupid Germans must pay for the American nastiness and criminal endeavors
      What irony
      Pay and get rid of all orks

      • Exactly, this Americans leaves almost all of them in Landsthul in Germany where they have military bases !! How convenient..

  2. Today I would say anything is possible, and that includes that the Taliban have an interest, a controlling interest, in the german asylum industries.

    Isnt in Islam a rule that either the unbeliever khafir/dhimmi pays a special tax if he wants to survive and that the Muslim has a right to take slaves, rape non-muslim women and loot the unbeliever?
    So they are doing exactly what their religion demands of them.

    To paraphrase a dead Nazi:
    They live closer to the cosmic truth than we do.

  3. Shocks don’t have [gonads] , no male have [gonads] in Germany, this wimps can’t even protect own daughters and wife’s , never mind own country!!, no country for wimps and transgender …

  4. I enjoyed para 4, re the Taliban’s contribution to German reunification with the victory over the Soviet Union! Given the US’ support of the Taliban against the Soviets, one might suspect that the Taliban’s spokesman has a sense of irony.

  5. I suppose Germany could cut to the chase and make Afghanistan the 18th* Bundesland.

    * Yes, I meant that.

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