No Wife of Mine…

In the following video, a “French” footballer and TikTok influencer (whatever that is) named Adel Sidi Yakoub lays down the law for his future wife. It will be interesting to see how many “French” women are eager to line up and apply to be Mrs. Yakoub. Having tasted the fruits of emancipation, will the culture-enriching females of France be keen to return to purdah?

Many thanks to HeHa for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes and RAIR Foundation for the subtitling:

Video transcript:

00:00   My wife won’t have the right to: First rule: my wife will be forbidden from having male friends.
00:04   To go where? I’m your friend, I’m your confidant, I’m your worst enemy, there are no friends,
00:09   there’s no such thing at home. Second rule: my wife will be forbidden from working
00:12   at a workplace where there are men around. It’s not complicated, work with
00:16   women only. At home, if possible. Third rule: my wife will be forbidden
00:20   from going on a trip without me. It’s not complicated; the trips with her friends,
00:24   she will forget all that stuff. She will only travel with me. It is I who will protect her, and
00:28   if I’m not there, I will allow her to go on a trip with her big brother, her father, the men
00:32   of her family; that’s it. Fourth rule: my wife will be forbidden to wear skin-tight garments.
00:37   It’s not complicated: no man will look at my wife’s body on the street.
00:41   My family’s body is mine; no one will look at it. There will be no skin-tight garments.
00:44   The least: very, very loose clothes, and the best would be the veil.
00:48   I won’t force her. If she wants to, she will wear it. Fifth rule: my wife will be forbidden
00:52   from exposing herself on social networks. I expose myself on social networks,
00:56   because it’s my job. I can feed her thanks to that. I will have business thanks to that.
01:00   But she is forbidden from doing that. No Snapchat, no TikTok,
01:04   showing her face, etc… No, I will preserve her. My wife will not have the right, part 2.
01:09   First rule: my wife will be forbidden to go out after the Aisha prayer.
01:13   For those who do not know, the Aisha is the prayer that comes after sunset.
01:17   So the last prayer of the day: why do you want to go out at night, whatever for?
01:20   Without me, she will be forbidden to leave the house Second rule: my wife
01:23   will be forbidden to tell her marital problems to her friends and her family.
01:27   It’s out of the question. If we have a problem, we solve it between her and me
01:30   But it’s out of the question that she will go to see her mother to complain.
01:33   Something like “he did this, he did that to me,” that she takes to her vicious friends. Besides,
01:36   I’m going to control her friends, it will not be good with anyone. Because we men have sense
01:39   that they [women] don’t have. Third rule: my wife will be forbidden to have a job
01:42   that impedes her primary obligations. I’ll explain:
01:45   The primary obligation of the woman in Islam is to take care of her family.
01:49   As soon as her work impedes her primary obligations,
01:53   I will forbid her this job, hoping that she finds a job that does not prevent her from doing that.
01:57   It’s me the man, it’s up to me to pay the rent, the food and all that has to do with it.
02:02   Finally, last rule: my wife will be forbidden to take public transport
02:06   where she would be in close quarters with men who will want to touch her,
02:09   who will want to approach her. It’s out of the question. If I need to take the car,
02:12   if I have to drive 30 minutes to bring her from point A to point B, so that she
02:15   arrives safely, I will do it. And I will go pick her up. There is no problem.
02:19   Don’t take common public transport.
 

4 thoughts on “No Wife of Mine…

  1. I think all the progressive, left wing women will line up to be his wife, because they dont want to be viewed as islamophobe.

    Now, all these rules fly into the face of freedom, but I believe, that rule 4 (skin tight, flimsy garments) will not exist in their bedroom. Anybody bet against me?

    There was once a joke with a muslim man where the caption said: My wife must be halal (pure, chaste) outside, but haram (just like the most depraved, buyable prostitute of the streets) in the bedroom.

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