Seneca III sends this acerbic little vignette from Modern Intersectional England.
Things to Come — Life in Woke Britain
by Seneca III
Last month my Bin Day was blessed with some half-decent weather and I was out tidying up the front garden and my compulsory edible weed patch when the ‘sanitary operatives’ came with their monochromatic prideless garbage truck. The next thing I noticed was how hard they grafted, running house to house, hefting heavy bins to the truck and then joyfully throwing the empties to the pavement in front of the houses without pausing. And then, suddenly, I realised that there was something about this scenario that made my blood to run cold and caused me to begin to question my senses — were they all horribly white males exercising their critical heterosexual cisgendered privileged patriarchateness in full view, or had I somehow slipped into a different, pre-enlightenment space-time continuum?
Confusing, to say the least, so I had to look again just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I wasn’t; there was not a single transgender bloke in a frock (complete with a small penis) amongst them! Nor could I see a BAME, a Stonewaller, a Mermaid, a rainbow-coloured unicorn, an OAP or a Drag Queen in falsies and suspenders throwing tampons dipped in tomato sauce at the two young children playing in their garden a few houses down from me.
Having sat down for a moment to regather my strength by consuming a 3D printed slug sandwich washed down with a refreshing draught of grasshopper milk, I phoned my local Thought Constabulary to report a whole series of hate crimes… sexism, racism, ageism, heterocolourphobism, breathing heavily, working hard with unpainted fingernails and engaged in a public demonstration of masculinity that I thought was a long-gone dark chapter in our nation’s history.
As is normal, the overworked heroes at our local Plodshop took over three hours to respond, but later called to apologise and explain that they had all been otherwise engaged either practising the Macarena or terrorising autistic children for not using correctspeak when referring to their Nanas.
Consequently, as all actions are said to have an equal and opposite reaction, I have decided to open a new type of welfare agency. Its name will be ‘Jobs for Deviants’ and it will offer employment entailing two hours light work a day for three days a week at the same generous salary as our National Death Service Diversity Managers, irrespective of personal pronouns.
N.B. Chest-feeding birthing people or second parents need not apply, but triggered souls with a degree in a subject which ends with the word ‘Studies’ will be a shoe-in.
That, I reckon, will be a nice little earner all round and will no doubt be fully approved by our wise guides and masters at the Gloriously Inclusive New World Order Financial Conduct Authority.
— Seneca III, on the 32nd day of August in this the Year Zero plus 21
For links to previous essays by Seneca III, see the Seneca III Archives.
We’re all going to miss the pre-woke era, when taking a woman out on a date didn’t entail worrying about whether she had always been a woman.
Or whether she would six weeks later get the sudden idea that she was raped and have you thrown in the slammer with no chance to defend yourself.
Cop Killers are Freedom Fighters.
It is just semantic warfare.
Holy Mary..
What you Brits become???? !!!!
Regards from Catholic Poland..
Brits have just flowered into their true, glorious, dreams. No wonder everyone wants to leave the bloody place.
… ” everyone wants to leave the bloody place.”
Now i know why such a high numbers whites Brits live in Poland ..
British Invasion of Poland ?
They speak English everywhere ! we Poles become annoyed ..
Few years ago Britain hold referendum on EU people ( Poles ) who want ” steal our country “..
Should Poland start same campaign against Brits ?
ps. Yalta , Potsdam Treaty Betrayal by Brits , NEVER by forgotten in Poland !!
You sold us to Stalin for his permission to create State of Israel..
That bloody Churchill sold you out to the bloody Russians so he could defeat Germany, not the State of Israel Max, so come on man! The Levant wasn’t even discussed much less the jews.
go and read a history books..
Yalta was 1944 ( War was already lost by Germans ) Potsdam I and II 1945 ( after War )..
Poland and ( EE , CEE ) was handed by Brits to Stalin for his ok. to create Israel State..
Max, the Jews took it upon themselves to form the state of Israel, they weren’t waiting for any ones permission. If you want to bitch about the state of Poland back then, blame the bloody Brits for selling you out to the Russians, before and during and after the war.
When the population of enrichers gets high enough the era of deviants will end, to be replaced by the Great Terror.
I can see enough people who think freedom from the churches’ rule is worse than conquest by another one, even welcome the latter’s brutality as just punishment.
I imagine the “superior” Muslims will be getting a taste of real superiority at some point. Boats and escape routes will be few. There’s a bill or check or two to be paid. Nobody rides free.
Karma is a bitch..Regards from Poland
Britain is lost unless the PM, regardless of which party is in power, conducts a massive purge of the country’s police to remove all the politically correct idiots. Remember, ‘PC’ stands for ‘pernicious communism’
So why aren’t you helping? Why aren’t you armed doing dirty deeds to these 3rd world vermin? Have you gotten so civilized that you are now the sheep?
In the meantime, everybody in Europe (and elsewhere) pretends they have never heard of the Kalergi Plan or seen a copy of the UN’s Replacement Migration plan which they published in 2001 then surreptitiously removed from their website just a couple years ago with nothing left to show but a 301 error or some such thing should one go searching for it. Thankfully, someone had already thought well in advance and published it on the Internet Archive for everyone to obtain at will.
https://archive [dot] org/details/UNMigrationReplacement
This kind of woke b******* is one of the reasons John Cleese left England. He mentioned an interview that he had a friend from America, who I think was Eric Idle, visiting him, and he was driving him through London and most of the women were covered head to toe.
It seems like the Satanists are in control… All the perverts and miscreants seem to have all gotten the memo, but it’s time to let everything loose upon what would have otherwise been a nice society.
I was looking yesterday at a sunflower bloom in the meadow behind my house. I was marveling at the amazing order and arrangement of the seeds in the sunflower head. It’s just one more reminder of the divine order with which are heavenly. Father created the world and the universe. It is only when people corrupt and pervert that that we see a loss of that order.
Geoengineeringwatch.org is one of the few respectable websites,along with this one, chronicling the worldwide descent into chaos. Also, USAwatchdog.com.
Remember the motto of the 33rd degree of Freemasonry, Ordo Ab Chao… Order out of chaos.
Do not go quietly into the night.
Do not forget what you were made to be.
Do not forget who you truly are.
Do not forget Who made you.
Realize that you were born to live it just such a time as this.
Remember that the two most important days of your life are the day you were born, and the day you realize why.
Never give in.
Never give up.
Look the Storm in the eye.
Be courageous and strong.