Klaboosterbach Will Save You From Heat Stroke

The latest effort by German Minister of Health Karl “Klaboosterbach” Lauterbach to guard the heath of German citizens will involve heat lockdowns this summer so that people don’t get too hot.

Many thanks to Hellequin GB for translating this article from Junge Freiheit. The translator’s comments are in square brackets:

“Heat death is avoidable” [It is. Just drink enough water.]

Lauterbach plans heat lockdowns in summer

In order to prevent pensioners from collapsing while playing tennis, Health Minister Lauterbach (SPD) wants to ban tennis tournaments in July if necessary. France serves as a model for the heat lockdown. Sporting events there are canceled in high temperatures.

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Federal Health Minister Karl Lauterbach (SPD) has promised a heat protection plan based on the French model, which can also include lockdown-like measures . “Summer heat death is an avoidable death and it is unacceptable when we report between 5,000 and 20,000 deaths every year,” Lauterbach said on Tuesday. The heat death is “just the tip of the iceberg,” he warned. [Just give them another mRNA injection and they’ll be “fine”.]

High temperatures would make many people in Germany need nursing care due to strokes and heart attacks. “It’s not uncommon for someone to play on the tennis court as a sprightly older person and just a few weeks later be out and about with a walker. That’s how you have to imagine it,” the health minister explained the summer dangers.

For Lauterbach, France is a role model

In this context, France in particular has a heat plan that is worth imitating. “We don’t want to reinvent the wheel. What the federal government is planning now, I would like to orientate myself very closely to the heat plans in France,” announced Lauterbach.

Since the summer of the century in 2003, France has been working on a “National Plan to Cope with Heat Waves”. In addition to information campaigns and stricter occupational safety precautions at high temperatures, this also includes bans on public events. “Heat waves — more frequent, earlier and longer — have a significant impact on health, especially among vulnerable population groups such as the elderly and children,” the French government recently explained the measures. [Funny, though, the elderly and kids in Africa, black, white or coloured, don’t seem to have this problem. I never heard of anyone dying from the heat during our summer. Not even tourists.]

This also included the “district-wide recording of all sporting events and cultural events,” which should also be banned if necessary. “Heat waves can have a major impact on sporting and cultural events organized during the summer period,” the environment ministry said in a statement. “Postponements, cancellations, etc.” should therefore be able to be used by the authorities.

France experiences lightning summer

Environment Minister Christophe Béchu praised the package of measures. “The increase in frequency and intensity of heat waves by 2050 is inevitable,” warned the politician. [Wow, here’s another Al Gore who knows the “future”. Amazing.] The current heat protection plan can protect the French even better against extreme temperatures.

According to meteorologists, temperatures in France have risen at an unprecedented rate since May 27th. During this period, the average maximum daily temperature was always above 25 degrees Celsius (77F), Gaétan Heymes from the French weather service recently warned.

Since weather records began in 1947, it had never been so hot in France so early, he said. Even the hot summer of 2003 started later than this year. [How convenient, that way they can keep the brutal summers of the 1920s and 1930s out of the equation, which have yet to be exceeded. A pity that I don’t have the link to those archived newspaper articles from that time anymore.]

Afterword from the translator:

The fact is that more people die from the cold than from the heat.

When old people freeze in their apartments next winter, even freeze to death, does the Klaboosterbach also have a plan for a cold lockdown? Will there be “free” energy for heating?

This is just part and parcel of the general climate swindle. And already they are trying to scare people with the direct threat of DEATH by summer. That guy would’ve made a great bishop or cardinal during the Middle Ages, by keeping the peasants in line with the promise of hellfire.

He shows the hubris of a dictator. In any free society, citizens are free to determine their personal risk. You are allowed to smoke, drink, drive a car and also do sports on warm days. It is extremely invasive and presumptuous when Lauterbach wants to determine who is allowed to do what and when. It’s simply none of these people’s business. And he prudently does not address one major cause: the countless dehydrated residents of old people’s homes. Many are unable to drink for themselves and are simply given a cup. Actually, this is a criminal breach of duty on the part of the homes and their employees, but almost nothing is done and the differences between Germany and France are likely to be marginal at best.

And one more thing: it is often commented that Karlchen is a madman. One would think so, by his utterances alone. Not that he will ever be transferred to a psychiatric ward. That man knows exactly what he’s doing, and most likely is reading from a script provided by the Global Climate Mafia.

7 thoughts on “Klaboosterbach Will Save You From Heat Stroke

  1. “Klaboosterbach:” wir sind nicht so dumm.

    es kommt: Neue Besen kehren gut…sehr gut!

  2. I guess if they have a heart attack while playing tennis someone will call for medical assistance. If they die alone in their apartment you don’t have to see the walker in a few weeks.

  3. CC denial is proof of confirmation bias and rejection of scientific evidence. Disappointing on this forum.
    Do try to grow up.

  4. He and all his co-conspirators evidently don’t want to read, and can’t have the public stop in its tracks long enough to do a little homework either, so they need to whip the spinning wheel of panic ever harder that it keeps going ever faster. This is not sustainable. The screaming when all the lies explode in their faces will be the best music ever heard. We are waiting.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_Warm_Period
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Warm_Period

  5. I used to have a business in Seville, Spain. Temps there are like Phoenix in the Summer and they have been coping with it for centuries. Are the French wussies?

    Next nine days in Seville:

    94F
    103F
    107F
    107F
    110F
    110F
    110F
    107F
    98F

  6. As already foretold in 2020, climate lockdown
    https://rairfoundation.com/globalist-victory-first-climate-lockdowns-announced-in-france/
    Predicting the weather wrong for next week, but accurately predicting the climate for the next 20 years :-DDD
    The global elite knows that both sides (the elite and us), we know that they’re talking [bovine ordure] and lies 24/7, so they just keep going.

    “15 minute cities will go from “isn’t that convenient?” to “why do you want to go anywhere else?” to “your permit does not allow you to leave zone 17” really, really quickly.
    Remembering playing Half Life 2. Man that game was awesome back in 2005. Totally predicted how a dytopian future might look like.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seGTteLN7Nw&t=397s
    (Carl Benjamin on twatter).

  7. As already foretold in 2020, climate lockdown
    https://rairfoundation.com/globalist-victory-first-climate-lockdowns-announced-in-france/
    Predicting the weather wrong for next week, but accurately predicting the climate for the next 20 years :-DDD
    The global elite knows that both sides (the elite and us), we know that they’re talking [bovine ordure] and lies 24/7, so they just keep going.

    “15 minute cities will go from “isn’t that convenient?” to “why do you want to go anywhere else?” to “your permit does not allow you to leave zone 17” really, really quickly.
    Remembering playing Half Life 2. Man that game was awesome back in 2005. Totally predicted how a dytopian future might look like.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seGTteLN7Nw&t=397s
    (Carl Benjamin on twatter).

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