The following amusing clip is apparently from a French Islamic-themed movie or situation comedy.
Many thanks to Ava Lon for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes for the subtitling:
Video transcript:
| 00:00 | And you can also find champagne red wine, white wine halal | |
| 00:04 | with no alcohol. I recommend it for you, it’s wonderful. | |
| 00:08 | The bookstore. And the boutique with Islamic clothing and underwear, | |
| 00:12 | with a very very large choice. —Oh yes, there’s plenty of choice! —With all you need | |
| 00:16 | for the outside, but also for the inside. | |
| 00:20 | Everything is halal-certified? —Absolutely. We have Islamic permission for all products offered. | |
| 00:24 | See, for example this doll: certified as conforming. It’s very important | |
| 00:27 | for all the children and recent converts, or people who | |
| 00:30 | want to have fun learning the prayer. —So that way we can buy with full trust! | |
| 00:33 | —“To be a good Muslim while having fun” —Exactly. It’s our motto. And we also have | |
| 00:37 | a service boutique we are very proud of: the Islamic hands-free kit. With a niqab | |
| 00:42 | with the integrated phone, or also with a Bluetooth. And let’s not forget the halal apps | |
| 00:46 | for smartphone. There are always moments when you doubt whether something is allowed or not. | |
| 00:49 | You can ask ANY question. I don’t know: to scratch your behind | |
| 00:53 | during the Ramadan: halal or not halal? —Answering to the vital need isn’t a sin | |
| 00:58 | provided that the ablutions follow in due course. | |
| 01:02 | True… it’s not too bad. —We are also offering an entire range of smart trips for Ramadan. | |
| 01:06 | We find you the best country for the fasting period. Depending on the seasons. | |
| 01:10 | Like this you can eat earlier. It’s an Islamic comfort. For example, if Ramadan | |
| 01:14 | happens in August the best it’s to go to Patagonia [a region in the south of Argentina & Chile], | |
| 01:18 | because in this time of the year, the day only lasts three hours. —Ha! —Oh… Patagonia… | |
| 01:23 | Those trips are deplorable! —What are you saying? —Ramadan is for surpassing yourself; you | |
| 01:27 | cannot make a detour around it like that. —Go back to your aisle, we haven’t asked you anything! | |
| 01:31 | Do you really think it’s halal to make money with halal? —I’ll let you have a look around. | |
| 01:35 | What are you insinuating? | |
| 01:39 | That I’m not a good Muslim? —Only Allah can say that. | |
| 01:43 | You’re only an employee here. I hired you because you’re from the neighborhood, so don’t push me. |