Many thanks to Hellequin GB for translating this amusing clip from Germany, and to Vlad Tepes and RAIR Foundation for the subtitling:
Video transcript:
| 00:01 | Hello. You will be wondering why I have a helmet on. | |
| 00:06 | Yes, he will now be my constant companion, the reason for which is: | |
| 00:10 | I read in a Stanford study that the probability | |
| 00:14 | of dying from a Corona infection when one is under the age of 70 | |
| 00:19 | is 0.05 percent. | |
| 00:23 | This also explains why one could not determine any excess mortality for the past year. | |
| 00:28 | And then I read something else, namely from NASA. NASA writes; | |
| 00:34 | “The probability that the earth | |
| 00:37 | will be hit by an asteroid is | |
| 00:41 | 0.2 percent per year.” So, four times more likely. | |
| 00:45 | And that’s why I’ve got myself a helmet like this one now. | |
| 00:48 | It’s for my own protection; it’s a so-called FFP2 helmet. | |
| 00:53 | By the way, FFP stands for “free falling parts”. | |
| 00:57 | And then, I still have this helmet, | |
| 01:01 | very thickly stuffed with aluminum foil | |
| 01:04 | That way I have a twofold benefit, first a hard hat, | |
| 01:09 | and the other hand a tinfoil hat. | |
| 01:12 | In terms of wearing comfort, very pleasant. | |
| 01:15 | Much more comfortable than with any mask, | |
| 01:18 | and also much safer and healthier. | |
| 01:21 | Nevertheless, | |
| 01:24 | I have to clearly point this out, | |
| 01:27 | MASKS protect… against fines. | |
| 01:31 | PLEASE NOTE, thank you, good-bye. |