These “German” culture-enrichers think it’s a real laugh riot to have multiple wives who keep whelping out the wee bairns to bring in lots of welfare benefits. There’s nothing like free infidel money to make these youthful grandpas slap their knees in mirth.
Many thanks to MissPiggy for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes for the subtitling:
|00:05||Why do you have so many children? —You get child benefits for that. Yes, sir.|
|00:10||Is this your wife? —Yes. —OK. How is she listed in your cell phone?|
|00:14||Under which name? —Warning! —Warning?|
|00:21||Are you serious? —Yes. —Really now? —Yes.|
|00:24||How old are you Milano? —Nine. —When do we you get your first wife? —At 15.|
|00:36||Did you teach him that? —Yes, of course. —Really? —Yes.|
|00:39||You taught him he should have a wife at 15? —I was already married at 14.|
|00:42||You were married at 14!? —I had my oldest son here at 15. I am 24 now and he’s nine.|
|00:47||You became a father at 15!? That means if he become a father in six years, that makes|
|00:52||you a grandpa at 30? —That’s right, grandpa! —That means you’ll|
|00:55||be swimming in child benefits. —That’s right! Keep it flowing.