Despite being vaxed and double-boosted, German Minister of Health Karl Lauterbach (our German translator Hellequin GB calls him “Klaboosterbach”) has tested positive for the Omicron variant of COVID-19. Fortunately, he is reportedly experiencing only mild symptoms, so worried German citizens may breathe a sigh of relief.
Many thanks to MissPiggy for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes and RAIR Foundation for the subtitling:
Video transcript:
| 00:00 | Karl Lauterbach has only mild symptoms, stated the Federal Ministry of Health. | |
| 00:04 | He is doing well. The health minister is now in domestic isolation and is working from there. | |
| 00:10 | Mr. Lauterbach has been vaccinated four times. From the ministry’s point of view, | |
| 00:14 | this shows that an infection with the highly contagious Omicron variant | |
| 00:18 | cannot be ruled out, even with the utmost caution. | |
| 00:22 | Health Minister Lauterbach is repeating his appeal to vaccinate, in order to prevent as many | |
| 00:26 | infections and severe cases as possible. He emphasized that it’s important | |
| 00:30 | to behave prudently by getting vaccinated. The SPD politician has repeatedly warned | |
| 00:35 | about Corona and that in autumn other highly contagious variants may possibly appear. |
Hat tip for the photo: eugyppius.
He should vaccinate daily; just in case.
Not enough.
I would say: breakfast (06:00), dinner (12:00), supper (18:00), and midnight (0:00).
And not a half-filled syringe, no, one of the big ones you use when you refill the cartrigdes on your printer – company version (no, not the little ones you use when you refill the cartridges of your private printer).
I know, you should wish no-one something evil, because of Karma, but after all he and his predecessor did, may I wish him the worst case of ADE and lots of “non-existing” side-effects?
Yes, he said, that the vaxx has no side effects.
Ok, a few weeks ago he admitted that there are some side effects, but they are minor and non-noticable.
I want Karma to strike him!
He is a moron, typical idiot call Himself minister of health!!, what a circus Germany became.. oh my
Hope he had the “real” jab and develops “calamari” in his veins and arteries like other victims of Pfeizer or prions disease.
»Klaboosterbach«
We love to call him “Klabauterbach”, which is a pun on “Klabautermann”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klabautermann
and phonetically similar to “Karl Lauterbach”. Intellectually that guy seems to be at the level of a 16 year old.
And thats a very nice description of him.
Very, very nice.
I think, if you would say how he really is, even the tolerant Baron wouldnt allow it.