Booster Failure

Despite being vaxed and double-boosted, German Minister of Health Karl Lauterbach (our German translator Hellequin GB calls him “Klaboosterbach”) has tested positive for the Omicron variant of COVID-19. Fortunately, he is reportedly experiencing only mild symptoms, so worried German citizens may breathe a sigh of relief.

Many thanks to MissPiggy for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes and RAIR Foundation for the subtitling:

Video transcript:

00:00   Karl Lauterbach has only mild symptoms, stated the Federal Ministry of Health.
00:04   He is doing well. The health minister is now in domestic isolation and is working from there.
00:10   Mr. Lauterbach has been vaccinated four times. From the ministry’s point of view,
00:14   this shows that an infection with the highly contagious Omicron variant
00:18   cannot be ruled out, even with the utmost caution.
00:22   Health Minister Lauterbach is repeating his appeal to vaccinate, in order to prevent as many
00:26   infections and severe cases as possible. He emphasized that it’s important
00:30   to behave prudently by getting vaccinated. The SPD politician has repeatedly warned
00:35   about Corona and that in autumn other highly contagious variants may possibly appear.
 

Hat tip for the photo: eugyppius.

6 thoughts on “Booster Failure

    • Not enough.

      I would say: breakfast (06:00), dinner (12:00), supper (18:00), and midnight (0:00).

      And not a half-filled syringe, no, one of the big ones you use when you refill the cartrigdes on your printer – company version (no, not the little ones you use when you refill the cartridges of your private printer).

      I know, you should wish no-one something evil, because of Karma, but after all he and his predecessor did, may I wish him the worst case of ADE and lots of “non-existing” side-effects?
      Yes, he said, that the vaxx has no side effects.
      Ok, a few weeks ago he admitted that there are some side effects, but they are minor and non-noticable.

      I want Karma to strike him!

  1. Hope he had the “real” jab and develops “calamari” in his veins and arteries like other victims of Pfeizer or prions disease.

    • And thats a very nice description of him.
      Very, very nice.

      I think, if you would say how he really is, even the tolerant Baron wouldnt allow it.

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