Many years ago (in 1972, to be precise) the Firesign Theatre launched the campaign of their presidential candidate, George Papoon:
You know his platform: Six inches off the ground so no one falls off! The guaranteed annual year! One organism, one vote!
Like so many other absurdities, Papoon seems ominously close to becoming a reality in this the Year of Our Lord 2022 — a member of the Bundestag for the Greens wants toddlers to be able to vote.
Many thanks to Hellequin GB for translating this article from Junge Freiheit. The translator’s comments are in square brackets:
Emilia Fester
Celebrity Greens want the right to vote for two-year-olds
Berlin
The youngest member of the German Bundestag, Emilia Fester, has called for voting rights for everyone, including small children. In a conversation organized by Focus with the oldest member of parliament, Wolfgang Schäuble (CDU), the 24-year-old said when asked at what age one should be able to vote: “For me personally: everyone who wants to.”
The former President of the Bundestag brought his four grandchildren into play and named the ages of two, four, fifteen and seventeen. The 79-year-old: “Who of you should be allowed to vote from your point of view?” After Fester’s answer, the CDU politician followed up: “So my two-year-old too?” As a representative of my group, I say: 15 and 17-year-olds should be allowed to vote.
The Greens actually demand voting rights from the age of 14. The traffic light coalition has agreed to lower the voting age from 18 to 16. [and their next step will be Khmer Vert child- soldiers]
The Escapades of Emilia Fester [another festering boil on the taxpayers posterior]
Fester has repeatedly caused a stir in the past. At first she complained that her Bundestag mandate was too strenuous: With the words “I also sacrifice my youth for this job” the Green politician caused an uproar. After all, she earns €10,323.29 per month. And the Bundestag meets in just twenty session weeks per year.
In March, she justified the demand for a strict vaccination requirement in a Bundestag speech by saying that the unvaccinated would take her freedom. That’s why she hasn’t been able to travel abroad since the Corona outbreak. However, she had previously posted photos from her Denmark vacation on social media.
Afterword from the translator:
Holy cow, she’s hollow and empty like a brick. You couldn’t even use her to beat two birds around the bush. How could anyone vote for this dumb idler? Maybe she’s a good flute-player.
Aunt Fester of the latter-day Addams Family. She should get together with her Uncle Fester and have a Fester-val during which everyone’s wounds will “Fester.”
ok, that’s my ration of puns for the week.
When is the next election!!??, this Green idiots have to go buy quick!!, just look at how they destroying own country via stupidity!!, Habeck , Baerbock and and on , they all dangerous idiots!!!
Firesign Theater “Close the door and the light stays on”
Such silliness, lol
They are ripening up these greens, they are no longer pink on the inside but RED!
I must be mean, I feel no sympathy for gaslit dupes who fall for anything that the Long March global Soviet one world clique regurgitates.
Oh look! Another feminaxi in charge to really mess up the works, keep doing a great job so you break the system and they all get what they richly deserve, a rope and a lamp post. The sooner the better.
Ms. Fester is a bird of one feather with the Greens: no significant education or job experience… but wait a second: she used to rehearse kindergarden plays for a couple of months. And that vote from 4 years on will rudely turn against the Greens, they don’t know yet. The kids will give their vote to candidates promoted by chocolat manufacterers and youtube influencers of Mattel products.
The Germans who vote for people like this are the same ones who believe that people in the RoP will work to support them when they are elderly.