The 10 Rules of COVID-19

Our Hungarian correspondent CrossWare found this entertaining list of rules in a comment on a Hungarian site, and kindly translated it for Gates of Vienna.

The 10 Rules of COVID-19

(I know it seems like more, but math is racist)

  • Pharmaceutical marketers are always telling the truth.
  • They’re always right on TV.
  • If someone is talking while wearing a tie, then what he says is double-true.
  • If he’s wearing a white coat, then it’s triple-true.
  • Someone who memorised texts for ten years always knows better than anyone who thinks.
  • If the expert contradicts his statement from one or two weeks ago, then of course both statements are perfectly true.
  • Facebook and Google only censor any counter-opinion because it is obviously a lie.
  • The official position is sacred and always in perfect agreement with the truth.
  • Anyone who disagrees with the official position is an evil terrorist.
  • Global and national leaders are all kind, philanthropic, self-sacrificing people.
  • Rich guys like Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Klaus Schwab, Henry Kissinger, people at Reuters, Google, New York Times, etc. are exceptionally kind, loving people.
  • The principal owners and shareholders of pharmaceutical companies are not interested in profit.
  • Any experimental shots assembled in a few months are perfectly safe. Short- and long-term side effects are not possible.
  • If someone supports an organisation — as Bill Gates does the WHO — or media companies or politicians with millions of dollars, they do not expect anything in return.
  • It has long been a well-known fact that the immune system does not exist, and in the past no one ever reached adulthood.
  • The human body is not viable by itself; it can only be sustained with artificial chemicals.

If you don’t agree with the above, you’re a mass-murderer, a science-denier, a heretic, a virus-denier, an anti-vaccination terrorist, and because of you I have to sit vaccinated at home wearing three masks and a bio-protective suit!

2 thoughts on “The 10 Rules of COVID-19

  1. “If you don’t agree with the above, you’re a mass-murderer, a science-denier, a heretic, a virus-denier, an anti-vaccination terrorist, and because of you I have to sit vaccinated at home wearing three masks and a bio-protective suit!”

    Proudly all of the above and their suffering makes me happy.
    My advice is to for them to get on with their lives and deprive me of my entertainment.

  2. ten rules, with a variant that adds half again more to the total. So…it’s 15 rules and what do you get, a regulated life and deeper in debt. St. Peter tell the Lord that I can’t go ’til I get more shots and then shovel the snow.

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