A Halal Barbie?

The doll shown in this video from the UAE is not a Mattel product, so we can’t really call it “Barbie”. But still…

Using this doll, a young girl is able to familiarize herself with the process of veiling, which will be upon her all too soon. Also with marriage and divorce according to the Shariah, which will also be coming to her soon. As a bonus, she can learn to curse the Jews and the Christians.

Many thanks to Azul Mimoza for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes for the subtitling:

The following surahs are referenced in the video above (source):

    Surah 112 Ikhlas
    In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
1.   Say, “He is God, the One.
2.   God, the Absolute.
3.   He begets not, nor was He begotten.
4.   And there is nothing comparable to Him.”
    Surah 65 at-Talaq
1.   O Prophet! If any of you divorce women, divorce them during their period of purity, and calculate their term. And be pious before God, your Lord. And do not evict them from their homes, nor shall they leave, unless they have committed a proven adultery. These are the limits of God—whoever oversteps God’s limits has wronged his own soul. You never know; God may afterwards bring about a new situation.
2.   Once they have reached their term, either retain them honorably, or separate from them honorably. And call to witness two just people from among you, and give upright testimony for God. By that is exhorted whoever believes in God and the Last Day. And whoever fears God—He will make a way out for him.
3.   And will provide for him from where he never expected. Whoever relies on God—He will suffice him. God will accomplish His purpose. God has set a measure to all things.
4.   As for those of your women who have reached menopause, if you have any doubts, their term shall be three months—and also for those who have not menstruated. As for those who are pregnant, their term shall be until they have delivered. Whoever fears God—He will make things easy for him.
5.   This is the ordinance of God, which He sent down to you. Whoever fears God—He will remit his sins, and will amplify his reward.
6.   Allow them to reside where you reside, according to your means, and do not harass them in order to make things difficult for them. If they are pregnant, spend on them until they give birth. And if they nurse your infant, give them their payment. And conduct your relation in amity. But if you disagree, then let another woman nurse him.
7.   The wealthy shall spend according to his means; and he whose resources are restricted shall spend according to what God has given him. God never burdens a soul beyond what He has given it. God will bring ease after hardship.
8.   How many a town defied the command of its Lord and His messengers? So We held it strictly accountable, and We punished it with a dreadful punishment.
9.   It tasted the result of its decisions, and the outcome of its decisions was perdition.
10.   God has prepared for them a severe retribution. So beware of God, O you who possess intellect and have faith. God has sent down to you a Reminder.
11.   A messenger who recites to you God’s Verses, clear and distinct, that he may bring those who believe and work righteousness from darkness into light. Whoever believes in God and acts with integrity, He will admit him into gardens beneath which rivers flow, therein to abide forever. God has given him an excellent provision.
12.   God is He Who created seven heavens, and their like of earth. The command descends through them, so that you may know that God is Capable of everything, and that God Encompasses everything in knowledge.
    Surah 114 Al Nass
    In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
1.   Say, “I seek refuge in the Lord of mankind.
2.   The King of mankind.
3.   The God of mankind.
4.   From the evil of the sneaky whisperer.
5.   Who whispers into the hearts of people.
6.   From among jinn and among people.”
    Surah 1 al Fatiha
1.   In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
2.   Praise be to God, Lord of the Worlds.
3.   The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
4.   Master of the Day of Judgment.
5.   It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help.
6.   Guide us to the straight path.
7.   The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided.

Video transcript:

0:05   Salaamo aleikum. My name is Jada, I teach Quran.
0:12   Surah Ikhlas 112 [Tawhid, the oneness of Allah] — Surah Al Talaq [65:4 is about marrying young girls]
0:16   Surah Al Nass 114
1:35   [reciting surat Al Fatiha] The path of those upon whom you have bestowed favor,
1:39   not of those who have evoked your anger or of those who have gone astray.
1:42   [Note the curse in the last part: “evoked your anger” (Jews), “have gone astray” (Christians).]
1:46   [Beginning of Surah al Ikhlas] In the name of Allah, the beneficent, the merciful. Say Allah is one…

23 thoughts on “A Halal Barbie?

    • And does she have a detachable cli****s?

      No, but each doll ships with an X-acto knife.

  1. “Using this doll, a young girl is able to familiarize herself with the process of veiling” ……. and, a young boy (of the same religious persuasion) …….. well, the mind boggles!

  2. Really! These primitive retards are so far beyond the human pale that it is virtually impossible for a developed mind to even contemplate a rational riposte. Human evolution in a retrograde motion driven by Islam is not just an aberration, it is a chute leading into a pit wherein our species will either violently destroy itself or sink slowly into extinction.

    • These primitive retards are so far beyond the human pale that it is virtually impossible for a developed mind to even contemplate a rational riposte.

      That’s the whole problem. Now, innit?

      This is why massively disproportionate retaliation remains one of the sole functional options, eh?

  3. When a group of humans have a clearly defined goal, it is amazing to see the myriad of paths those humans will create to achieve that goal.

  4. Any time I see the word: “Halal”, I react with my hair standing on my back… The Hungarian word “Halál” = Death in English…

    • The Hungarian word “Halál” = Death in English…Coincidence?

      Twenty-four bottles of beer in a case … twenty-four hours in a day. Coincidence? I don’t think so!

        • Thank you, CrossWare, for all that you do to help enlighten Westerners about jihad. Without the unstinting help of people like you, this task would be orders of magnitude more difficult.

  5. I’ve waited six decades for the human spirit to break the chains of religious faith and decide for itself. When I was ten, I imagined it was possible, even inevitable. Maybe I was reading too much science fiction.

    But here I am, in the despised future, my body failing and my species on a mission to prove itself uninterested in being the nascent species upon a planet easily describable as a paradise, surviving into a limitless future.

    Let the rest of mankind follow the Head Monkey to oblivion. I’m close to done with it.

    Life sucks. Then we die.


    • Give it a break.

      I’m as old as you, I wager, but I see many paths to advancement and enlightenment. They may not be taken, but they’re there.

      The video is a scenario in Kuwait, an oil-rich Arab province that would have a primary industry of goat-herding and date-picking had it not been for the entirely fortuitous event of its floating in oil extracted by competent Western engineers, petroleum scientists, and roughnecks.

      Who cares what the Kuwaitis do to their children? There are many, many paths where their actions and idiocies have zero effect on people in the West. Admittedly, these paths do not include the circumstance where the Western countries engage in wildly profligate spending and put themselves into hock to petroleum-enriched goat-herders.

      The West itself has many problems: mutational meltdown (it’s an actual term), gigantic, unaccountable, extremely powerful, mega-government bureaucracies, and a shift of power to people who have only money and power as objectives.

      But, the same science and technology that gave us the problems gives us viable paths to solutions. It’s not a bygone conclusion we will take those paths. You advertise yourself as skeptic: do you want a god to come down and forcibly lead us to satisfactory solutions without us doing any of the work?

      So, you see religious faith as the untrammeled enemy? Stir your creaking bones one last time to read
      The Genius Famine which proposes the idea that a religious community provides the support needed by the socially-inept super-geniuses who are the actual engines of progress.

      If your skimpy retirement budget doesn’t allow the $3 price tag of the Kindle book, you can actually get it online, legally, for free if you do a bit of searching.

      • Religious salvation? Give me a break.

        I’m surprised they posted the comment. Perhaps they aren’t as knee-jerk religious as I’d supposed. Better off if they hadn’t posted it.

        Then, no one would want me “saved”.

        Consider the topic dropped. But don’t start gloating. I’m still right.

        • We don’t delete comments that are anti-religious, as long as they’re not obscene or gratuitously insulting to other commenters.

        • In other words, it’s not the content that is the issue, but the process of its delivery.

          If an opinion can’t be couched in civil and non-insulting terms, it’s not worth posting.

        • Lol.

          I will send you $100 if you can show me anywhere in my post where I mentioned religious salvation.

          I’m afraid you missed the part where I talked about the functionality of religious communities. Functionality of a concept is very different from the truth of a concept.

          Anyway, let me know when you want to engage with logic rather than emotion.

        • “I’m surprised they posted the comment. Perhaps they aren’t as knee-jerk religious as I’d supposed. Better off if they hadn’t posted it.”

          Knee-jerk religious? More lol. Apparently you haven’t read the many posts by Dymphna detailing her nuanced observations on what is an appropriate display of religious faith and what isn’t.

  6. The left in America always prides itself on “progress” and education, and seems to enjoy referring to anyone in the south as “inbred idiots who marry their cousins.” But point out areas of the world where cousin-marriage is common and the first thing they do is scream “RACISM!”

  7. I was always under the impression that ‘Halal” meant ‘fit to eat’. I don’t know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that plastic isn’t all that delectable. Also, to Ronald B, it is the Baron’s website and you should show some respect to a man who dedicated the last 10 or so years to bring us the news. Please!!!

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