Making a Monkey Out of Us

Gerald Grosz is an Austrian politician for the BZÖ (Bündnis Zukunft Österreich, Alliance for the Future of Austria) and the FPÖ (Freiheitliche Partei Österreichs, Austrian Freedom Party). He is also a columnist and vlogger.

In the following video Mr. Grosz has a little fun at the expense of our simian friends and the current wave of media-driven monkeypox (Affenpocken) hysteria.

Many thanks to Hellequin GB for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes and RAIR Foundation for the subtitling:

Video transcript:

00:00   Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooooh — Do you want a banana? —No, no, no — I don’t want any.
00:07   The monkeypox is coming. How fitting. In a banana republic,
00:10   in which the primates sit on the government bench,
00:13   the chancellor imitates a weak-chested howler baboon,
00:16   the former chancellor sailed around with monkey ears,
00:20   the joke [Witz-vice] chancellor is more reminiscent of a burned-out schnapps gorilla,
00:24   and the federal president is the tame hand-monkey of the powerful,
00:28   the true apes in the zoo distance themselves from these examples of evolution.
00:32   These chimpanzee warts are like a match made in heaven.
00:36   Instead of a vaccination pass we get three bananas a week.
00:41   Instead of a monkeypox test we stick our fingers in our noses,
00:45   in our ears, then in our butts and finally in our mouths.
00:48   We spend the quarantine with monkey bread and water.
00:51   Verily, verily. The end of mankind is near.
00:55   The monkeys are happy. Bon appétit!

One thought on “Making a Monkey Out of Us

  1. Saw a great cartoon of comrade commissar Fauci (Uniparty) as a monkey flinging poo on the wall until it spelled monkey pox.
    Trump made the one worlders put the pedal to the metal and it will be their undoing.

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