Annalena Baerbock, the politician for the Greens who is currently serving as the foreign minister for the Best Germany of All Time, is widely thought to be, shall we say, intellectually challenged. If so, that may explain why Ms. Baerbock thought it was a good idea to promise the president of Ukraine that his country would be admitted to the EU — in the process bypassing the European Commission and all the other Brussels functionaries who supposedly are in charge of making such decisions.

Many thanks to Hellequin GB for translating this article from eXXpress:

Arbitrary: Baerbock is said to have assured Ukraine that it would join the EU

Unless it is a misunderstanding concerning German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock (42), who is not always very linguistically fluent, the Green chief diplomat is said to have single-handedly assured her Ukrainian counterpart Dmytro Kuleba that Ukraine would join the EU.

Germany’s top diplomats now seem to be in a hurry to get to Ukraine. It was only on Saturday that EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen made a surprise secret visit to Kiev to shower roses on the Ukrainians in their efforts to quickly join the EU. The candidate for membership is already incredibly far ahead, much further than was thought possible due to the war. The signal is clear: Ukraine should be quickly admitted to the community of states by 2030.

This accords with what Ukrainian Foreign Minister Dmytro Kuleba told Die Welt: “I have no doubt that Ukraine will be part of the European Union,” he said. And: He received “this assurance” from Annalena Baerbock.

Are there already accession negotiations?

This is now outside the German Foreign Minister’s area of responsibility and is causing diplomatic irritation, but the timetable for Ukraine’s rapid accession seems to have been decided long ago, and the start of accession negotiations is now only a short-term question.

Ukraine applied for membership in the European Union a few days after the start of the Russian war of aggression on February 24, 2022. It received EU candidate status as early as June 2022. This step had, above all, a symbolic effect. The more important hurdle is the start of accession negotiations.

Afterword from the translator:

Autocracy instead of democracy.

This is what the EU really is. That’s exactly why the British left — or are at least trying to get their referendum finalized, but with those Globalists running Britain? I’m not holding my breath that they will actually LEAVE that open-air asylum of the EUSSR for real.

And isn’t it funny that before the war, Ukraine was given a ten-year prospect of joining the EU because of the massive corruption in the country from top to bottom? It was already clear back then that this agricultural country would then cause insoluble problems for EU agriculture. Maybe that’s why the EU is trying to destroy their farmers and food-security. Who really knows what’s happening in that echo-chamber between their ears and compassionate dead eyes? And now to offer a warring country the prospect of almost immediate accession is unrealistic and insane. But what can one expect from the grandees of the EUSSR, who increasingly specialize in the acquisition of bottomless barrels? On the other hand, Ukraine joining also has something good to add — acceleration. The faster the club goes bankrupt, the faster it disappears.

But when one looks at those two, Annalena with Voldemort… Don’t you think that they make a “nice” couple? After all, he seems to be intellectually on the same level as Germany’s best foreign minister of all time. Just imagine what havoc their offspring could unleash on humanity? And for the sake of humanity, I’d say the “Romanov” treatment would then be in order.