I’ve seen a lot of creepy Christmas ornaments over the years, but this has to be the creepiest one ever:
I thought it had to be a hoax, but apparently it’s for real. I did an online search, and found versions of it for sale at Amazon, Walmart, and Etsy.
This one from Etsy seems to be an identical design. Evidently you can specify the number of vaxees, send in the names, and receive your ornament by mail, thanks to the efforts of slave artisans in China.
At Vlad’s request, through the magic of digital editing I turned the image into something more appropriate: