Many thanks to MissPiggy for translating this article from the German tabloid Bild:
Because the Veal Was Too Dark
A wild wooden slat fight in front of Döner snackbar ensued.
by Andreas Wegener
April 5, 2020
Mülheim an der Ruhr — Due to a wild brawl in front of a kebab snack bar, the police in Mülheim had to stop a dozen or so men from smashing the skulls of the salesmen!
Witnesses phoned in the emergency call at 8:30 on Saturday evening. When the first patrol cars arrived at the snack bar, it looked as though the mass brawl would spin out of control. Several men had armed themselves with wooden slats, one threw a trash can at an opponent! The officers pulled out their truncheons and kept order. Some of the culprits ran away.
Police spokeswoman Sylvia Czapiewski said: “Three of those involved ended up in hospital with minor injuries. We obtained the personal data of several participants and began an investigation for grievous bodily harm.” The slightly injured victims are 27, 29 and 54 years old.