‘Turban Bomb’ by Kurt Westergaard (2005)
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Things You’ll Never See on TV #1
‘Turban Bomb’ by Kurt Westergaard (2005)
‘Turban Bomb’ by Kurt Westergaard (2005)
‘Turban Bomb’ by Kurt Westergaard (2005)
Add to the list the belly buttons of Annette Funicello and Barbra Eden. Not sure if they snuck Dawn Wells’ belly button in but I kind of remember the waist on her shorts went almost up to her neck. Hey man, when I was growing up, a woman’s belly button was soft core porn to the network censors. Remember when they didn’t allow a woman in a bra on TV and Jane Russell had to point to one a mannequin?
OK, the topic was things you’ll never see, I think Annette and Barbra are a bit past their prime, but thanks to Victoria’s Secret you will see the latter.
Russell’s bra was allegedly designed by Howard Hughes (so was the “Spruce Goose”- Google it, it barely flew- but at least his intentions were good!)
Terrble joke warning!!!- A dyslexic man walked into a bra…
Annette Funicello will not be seen again (live) on TV or in movies. She died on 8 April 2013 from complications of multiple sclerosis (MS). See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annette_Funicello for more info.
Ms. Eden is still with us.