After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him. “How dare you attack the nation I helped build!” yells Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry approaches and says, “You wanted to end the Americans’ liberty, so they gave you death!” Henry punches Osama in the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says, “This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!” He strikes Osama on the kneecap with a large spiked hammer. Osama is subjected to a series of similar beatings from John Randolph, John Adams, James Monroe, and a steady procession of other people who have the same love for liberty and the United States. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams in panic, “This is not what I was promised!” An angel replies, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?”
Who will be the first to build a statue for Raisi to be place next to a George Floyd statue in a blue city in America? Will it be in New York ,Californian ,or Washington state ? Michigan will be my guess ,Biden will declare the third Thursday in May as nation Raisi day in America, or as it is known in the Middle East death to America day. The squad in Congress will wear black arm bands for the next 6 month and will arrive every second Monday for the next 6 months in sack cloth and ashes before congress proclaiming their sadness for the world lost in front of congress .
Daniel Greenfield writes the wonderful
The ‘Butcher of Tehran’ Meets a Mountain
https://www.frontpagemag.com/the-butcher-of-tehran-meets-a-mountain/
How can we make all muslim run around screaming “I have evidence against Hilary Clinton!”?
That would solve our problems once and for all.
Speaking of Mrs. Clinton…
https://odysee.com/@REDONKULAS:e/the-many-bodies-of-madame-h:d
“Ding Dong, Raisi’s dead, take the towel of his head.”
Raisi in Paradise: “What do you mean you ran out of virgins?”
You dont know this version:
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him. “How dare you attack the nation I helped build!” yells Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry approaches and says, “You wanted to end the Americans’ liberty, so they gave you death!” Henry punches Osama in the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says, “This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!” He strikes Osama on the kneecap with a large spiked hammer. Osama is subjected to a series of similar beatings from John Randolph, John Adams, James Monroe, and a steady procession of other people who have the same love for liberty and the United States. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams in panic, “This is not what I was promised!” An angel replies, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?”
was that Osama or Obama?
“was that Osama or Obama?”
My thoughts exactly.
Brilliant!
“Raisi in Paradise: “What do you mean you ran out of virgins?””
What….no more young boys in tight trousers?!
I wonder if Biden will lower the flags at the White House as a sign of respect…
Got to please the Muslim voters in Michigan.
Who will be the first to build a statue for Raisi to be place next to a George Floyd statue in a blue city in America? Will it be in New York ,Californian ,or Washington state ? Michigan will be my guess ,Biden will declare the third Thursday in May as nation Raisi day in America, or as it is known in the Middle East death to America day. The squad in Congress will wear black arm bands for the next 6 month and will arrive every second Monday for the next 6 months in sack cloth and ashes before congress proclaiming their sadness for the world lost in front of congress .