I go away for one day and look what happens — empty wine bottles all over the kitchen, cigarette burns on the carpet, a passed-out teenager sleeping in the bathtub…
Dymphna held the fort manfully while I was gone, and is now taking a well-deserved rest. It’ll take me a little while to catch up. Do y’all realize how much email you send me in just 24 hours?
In the meantime, ponder this: some wag recently came up with “thatchers” as a a new euphemism for “manly equipment”, presumably in honor of Lady Thatcher.
So I’ll take this opportunity to say that Geert Wilders has more thatchers than Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, David Cameron, George W. Bush, and Barack Obama combined.
[nothing more just yet]