They’re taking over the world you know. That’s why Israel is such an easy place to live in. And they’re all rich.
It’s a plot, see: every time one of them is born they get a million dollars — or the equivalent in shekels — and they keep getting interest on it.
Not even the Pope can stop them. Hundreds of Swiss Guards have died trying.
How do you say “fatwah” in Hebrew?
You do realize that the Jews are the ones behind Osama bin Laden. In fact I heard that bin Laden is actually a Jew…a Rabbi, in fact…and that the whole “Islamofascism” thing is actually a plot by the Jews and run by Mossad.
You did know that, didn’t you?
I didn’t know there were hundreds of swiss guards…
I think most Jews have a sense of humor (forbidden by Mohammed it seems) and will chuckle at this, especially when they understand that the real joke is on the idiots who believe this cartoon portrays the truth.