If you’re a teenage boy who lives in Ontario and you want a quick snort, there’s an easy way for you to catch that buzz without any annoying requests to show ID. Just slip on a burka and pop into the nearest government-run liquor store — you’re good to go!
Many thanks to Vlad Tepes for uploading this video:
Here in Virginia we have a similar government liquor system, the ABC. I wonder if the same trick would work in, say, Falls Church or Loudon County, where cultural enrichment is so thick on the ground…?