Vlad Tepes, drawing on the deep wells of civic-mindedness available to all natives of Canada, has come up with an ingenious solution to the problem of violent confrontation in Egypt:
Once rocks are registered, they will have to be weighed and graded:
- Under 8 oz: “Hand rock”
- 8-16 oz: “Sporting rock”
- Over 16 oz: “Assault rock”
Assault rocks will, of course, be banned. To get around the ban, rock enthusiasts will use an “upgrade kit” (Duco cement and rubber gloves) to combine two sporting rocks into an assault rock.
A true rock nut will always find a way.
One would have to wonder if the protesters might tear down the pyramids to get more rocks.
Mayb they should recycle. ^_^
In case anybody had doubts, read this, just out!
‘Thousands’ of Indonesian Islamists In Egypt – PKS Up To Its Neck in Upheaval!
Ross’s Right Angle
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One would have to wonder if the protesters might tear down the pyramids to get more rocks.
It wouldn’t be the first time.