This video is from Swamp Woman, who says the Honorable Nancy Pelosi must think she lives in China.
Our Speaker of the House, that loveable grandmother from San Francisco, tells us why the stimulus package is so vital to American workers:
For our European readers, the current population of the US is about three hundred million people. So maybe you could send us your unemployed and save Pelosi from looking like a complete maroon? Hurry, we need an extra two hundred million or so, real quick.
Let’s see, I’ll order me some Italians for excitement…
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…some Danes for naughtiness, a few Finns to clean up our educational system, some Brits for probity, some French if they bring wine, a bunch of Central Europeans because they understand the real price of liberty, and maybe a few more Somalis for the Department of Homeland Security to ignore.
Minneapolis could take the Somalis, since they keep losing the ones they have.
I’d ask for some Israelis just because it would raise the IQ level that Granny Pelosi is determined to lower all by her own fine self. I don’t think they’d come, though.
Well, never you mind. The Hon’bl Pelosi doesn’t compare to George Bush, who was stupid and evil. On the other hand, ol’ Granny is stupid and dangerously whacked when it comes to numbers. Why are we trusting her with actual money numbers that have lots and lots of zeroes after them?
Swamp Woman also has a great rundown on SEC. 1106. SET-ASIDE FOR MANAGEMENT AND OVERSIGHT, otherwise known as he Bailout for Bureaucrats. You wouldn’t believe…or maybe you would. My favorite line item? This one, which occurs at the end of a very long and tedious list of the payoffs to various Inspectors General in the government:
There is hereby appropriated as an additional amount for “Government Accountability Office-Salaries and Expenses” $25,000,000, for oversight activities relating to this Act.
This “unnatural act” is what they mean.
Do go read the whole mess at Swamp Woman. She has links to the original bills, too. Heaven help us.