How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa

It’s that time of the year again. Time to break out the… well, whatever it is that you break out when you celebrate Kwanzaa.

Here’s a merry little summary of the holiday for all you Kwanzaa Scrooges out there:

My Triumph Over Kwanzaa!
by Ann Coulter

Is it just me, or does Kwanzaa seem to come earlier and earlier each year?

This year, I believe my triumph over this synthetic holiday is nearly complete. The only mentions of Kwanzaa I’ve seen are humorous ones. Most important, for the first time in eight years, President George Bush appears not to have issued “Kwanzaa greetings” to honor this phony non-Christian holiday that is younger than I am.

It is a fact that Kwanzaa was invented in 1966 by a black radical FBI stooge, Ron Karenga, aka Dr. Maulana Karenga. Karenga was a founder of United Slaves, a violent nationalist rival to the Black Panthers and a dupe of the FBI.

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Now we know that the FBI fueled the bloody rivalry between the Panthers and United Slaves. In one barbarous outburst, Karenga’s United Slaves shot to death Black Panthers Al “Bunchy” Carter and Deputy Minister John Huggins on the UCLA campus. Karenga himself served time, a useful stepping-stone for his current position as a black studies professor at California State University at Long Beach.


Kwanzaa itself is a nutty blend of schmaltzy ‘60s rhetoric, black racism and Marxism. Indeed, the seven “principles” of Kwanzaa praise collectivism in every possible arena of life — economics, work, personality, even litter removal. (“Kuumba: Everyone should strive to improve the community and make it more beautiful.”) It takes a village to raise a police snitch.

Season’s Greetings!

Hat tip: JD.

2 thoughts on “How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa

  1. Yes, Baron, I seem to recall reading somewhere that among his many other accomplishments, the esteemed Dr. Karenga was also convicted of assault after he tortured two women.
    Yup, a real spiritual kind of a guy!
    Hhhmmm……. say, did the “founder” of Christmas, Jusus Christ, ever torture women?
    For that matter, did the Buddha ever torture women??
    Did Mohammed ever…ooops!…uh, never mind!!

  2. Dr. Karenga apparently hates whites and this attitude is reflected in his (synthetic) “holiday.”
    Well, my brother likes to say about Kwanzaa: “I hate Kwanzaa just as much as Kwanzaa hates me!”
    Now what other holiday can you say that about?!

    (Hmmm…….maybe you could say that about Ramadan???)

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