Here Comes Mahmoud Cottontail

Hamas bunny


Here comes Mahmoud Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Jihad’s on its way

Bringin’ ev’ry girl and boy
A basketful of jihad joy
Things to make your Jihad
Bright and gay

He’s got napalm for Sagheer
Nuts and bolts for sister Sugra
There’s a plaque for your mommeer
And a big black hijab too. Oh!

Here’ comes Mahmoud Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppity
Happy Jihad Day

Look at him hop and listen to him say,
“Try to detonate the things you should”
Maybe if you’re extra good
He’ll roll lots of fun grenades your way.

You’ll wake up on Paradise morning
And you’ll know that he was there
When you find those choc’late raisins
That he’s hiding ev’rywhere, Oh!

Here comes Mahmoud Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Jihad’s on its way…

Source: Jyllands-Posten.
Timeless poetry by Gates of Vienna



Hat Tip: TB.

[ends here — unless you can think of some more verses]

5 thoughts on “Here Comes Mahmoud Cottontail

  1. Old Mohammed Had a Mosque

    Old Mohammed had a mosque,
    Allahu ackbar oh!
    And in his mosque he had some shaheeds,
    Allahu ackbar oh!
    With a bomb vest here,
    And a bomb vest there
    Here a boom, there a boom,
    Everywhere a boom-boom
    Old Mohammed had a mosque,
    Allahu ackbar oh!

    Old Mohammed had a mosque,
    Allahu ackbar oh!
    And in his mosque he had jihadis,
    Allahu ackbar oh!
    With a gun sex here,
    And a gun sex there
    Here a bang, there a bang,
    Everywhere a bang-bang
    Old Mohammed had a mosque,
    Allahu ackbar oh!

    Old Mohammed had a mosque,
    Allahu ackbar oh!
    And in his mosque he had some martyrs,
    Allahu ackbar oh!
    With an terrorist here,
    And an terrorist there
    Here a kill, there a kill,
    Everywhere a kill-kill
    Old Mohammed had a mosque,
    Allahu ackbar oh!

    Old Mohammed had a mosque,
    Allahu ackbar oh!
    And in his mosque he had some imams,
    Allahu ackbar oh!
    With an inshallah here,
    And an inshallah there
    Here jihad, there jihad,
    Everywhere jihad-had
    Old Mohammed had a mosque,
    Allahu ackbar oh!

  2. thanks for your addition, zenster.

    It’s interesting that we are simply following the Jihad rules, the only difference being that we’re laughing…

  3. Dymphna: thanks for your addition, zenster.

    A complete and unalloyed pleasure, M’lady.
    There’s lots more where that came from.

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