Give Me Hilarity or Give Me Death!

Hezb Cola - the ceasefire that refreshes!Yesterday’s humor post prompted a number of responses from readers, offering their own jihad-related humor for our enjoyment.

There are a lot of good links in the comments section of the post, too many to list here. Take a look at them if you feel like having a good laugh.

But I want to pass on a couple of audio links that came in by email. First there’s a 15-second commercial spot for Hezb Cola by Karridine, the resident genius at Brain Surgery With Spoons. Expect to hear it on the radio tonight, jammed between the latest hits from Eminem and Madonna on your favorite Top 40 station!

Second is “Patrick Henry” who has composed some snappy little numbers that you really don’t want to miss. His most recent is “Hey, Bin Laden”, which is too short to quote from without spoiling the jokes.

But here’s a snip from an earlier masterpiece called “It’s in the Koran”:

We’re happy to torture
We’re eager to rape
We savor your last screams
On videotape
We massacre children
We ransack a shrine
And all our acts are sanctified
By Suras 2 through 9

Make sure to listen to the energetic tunes that go with these lyrics — they’re great.

Being a clearinghouse for Mock-the-Muslims humor is a job that I can enjoy.

7 thoughts on “Give Me Hilarity or Give Me Death!

  1. Robert Godwin of OneCosmos who has given us the great essays on “End Time Panic and Liberal Ghost Dance”
    and “The Pathetic Last Children of Nietzsche’s Pitiable Last Men” is suffering
    from the 119 degree heat in his part of CA.

    Fighting With Terrorists Mano-a-Monologue

    Amazingly, a lot of these terror supporters are Jews, like Noam Chomsky. At least if Chomsky becomes a little more self-hating, he won’t recognize his own right to exist, and then we’ll be rid of him.
    Apparently, there are Hizballah cells all through America. And not just in the prisons, er, Islamic gated communities. I say the FBI needs to infiltrate some of these radical mosques and do some basic ignorance gathering.

    (Think it was Jane who commented on seeing that spelling “HizbAllah” for the
    “party of God” and thought it fitting. I like the “ignorance gathering”)
    I don’t know. If Gaza and Lebanon feel so threatened, here’s an idea: why not just build a big fence to keep all the Jews out?
    And Kofi Annan is very concerned about the situation in Lebanon. This is bad, because you know what happened the last time he was this upset–he nearly skied himself senseless in Switzerland.
    It’s pretty odd when you can be less than five years away from the nuclear bomb but more than five centuries away from the nuclear age.
    But at least the nuclear watchdogs at the UN are on the case. After much debate, they told Iran in no uncertain terms that if they should ever develop a nuclear suitcase bomb, it will have to be small enough to fit into the overhead compartment or under the seat in front of them.

    Many more at the link and a few lyrics.

  2. Hezb Cola is missing the part about “Pre-shaken to explode” – which would be a hecjk of a lot better than “Party Like Allah.”

  3. “It’s in the Koran” is rather amusing (except for a few parts that just don’t rhyme), but he nevertheless believes in the Tiny Minority of Extremists myth, because Islam is actually a really beautiful religion and so on.

  4. militant ignorance is on the march -we can mock it on the net -but dare we do it outside (eg) British mosques and hold up placards?I think one man has been jailed 6 months for doing that.

  5. Good heavens, child, talk about double takes — I saw the post title as “Give Me Hilary or Give Me Death!” and just about had a heart attack! I had visions of y’all being held hostage or having a massive brain tumor or having your mind taken over by aliens!

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