Palestinian Jokes

Haw! That’s a good one!So this Palestinian walks into a bar and sits down.

The bartender says, “What’ll it be, pal?”

The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”

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An American, an Israeli, and a Palestinian are marooned on a desert island.

The American goes to one side of the island and builds a church.

The Israeli goes to the other side of the island and builds a synagogue.

The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”

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A Palestinian travelling salesman is driving through the countryside when his car breaks down in the middle of the night.

He goes up to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door.

The farmer comes to the door and says, “What can I do for you, mister?”

The Palestinian…

Aw, heck! So you heard that one already, huh?

14 thoughts on “Palestinian Jokes

  1. You’re admitting a greater truth there, Baron. Sometimes epiphanies come through the strangest of means…

    Only a vegetable would say jihad does not mean violence when applied to the struggle between Dar al Islam and Dar al Harb.

    In Islam, jihad is sacred. In it, Islam is a political structure that has combined rule and religion.

    We in the west don’t get that.

    The violence is sacred and political at the same time. That is why islam is winning this war of religion. The west is fighting and denying at every turn that this is a war of religions. We might wish it to be that way, but the enemy has never claimed it was anything else!

    BOOM! says it all – even in jest.

  2. Oh, please, please, please post this on IBA.

    Here’s another one I saw a comedian named Carlos Mencia do on TV. He was dressed in a burqa, playing a female Palestinian comedian on stage in front of a group of guffawing Palestinian men:

    Female Comedian In Burqa: My husband is so fat …

    Palestinian Men In Crowd: How fat is he?

    Female Comedian In Burqa: My husband is so fat it took two bombs to blow him up.


  3. Carlos Mencia is taking over from the disappeared Dave Chapelle. But he is an equal opportunity insulter — he goes after everyone and right in their face!

    Oh … BOOM!

  4. not to be outdone: an israeli joke:

    how many israelis can fit in a vw?


    2 in the back. 2 in the front. 13 in the ashtray after they’ve removed the palestinians.

  5. Oh, how about a REAL Joke:

    Two Palestinian men are talking in a bar.

    The first one pulls out his wallet and shows the other one a picture.
    “See? This was my eldest son. He martyred himself on a bus last year.”

    The other one pulls out his own wallet and shows the other one a picture as well.
    “This was my middle son. He martyred himself at a nightclub just 3 months ago.”

    The first one looks at him and sighs.

    “Children today… They blow up so fast…”

  6. One Jordyptian exile says to another Muslim Jordyptian third-generation “refugee”,

    “I want some HOPE to hold to…”

    and the other answers,

    “Hope? What’s wrong with you, are you a Baha’i?”


    Well, I guess you had to BE there…

  7. A guy enters an “adult novelty” store and asks the clerk about purchasing an inflatable doll.

    The clerk asks him, “Do you want a Christian doll or a Muslim one?”

    The customer replies, “I don’t know. What’s the difference?”

    The clerk responds, “You have to inflate the Christian doll yourself. The Muslim one blows herself up.”

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