Jihad For Fun and Prophet!

A Mohammedan Meal

Announcing the Infidel Bloggers Alliance Mohammed Cartoon Contest

Draw cartoons, or artistic depictions of Mohammed, and submit them to us here, by leaving a link in the comments section. Or email your URL to contest@chromatism.net.

Also, you can make your submissions at the Infidel Bloggers Alliance, or at Atlas Shrugs.

You don’t need to be mean, or pornographic. Just draw good ole Mo in everyday situations, like standing in line at Wal-Mart, or whatever comes to your mind.

Remember, Jihadis get angry at images of Piglet, so we don’t need to be extreme. The goal here is to show how many Muslims will get very angry at silly stuff.

(In many ways, the crazed reaction to silly cartoons has been a valuable lesson in the reality of Islamofascism for those of us here in the Western world.)

Therefore, think about it this way, the more artistic, the cuter, or sillier, the drawing of Mohammed, the better.

The contest will be judged by Pamela at Atlas Shrugs, and Dymphna and yours truly here at Gates of Vienna.

The winner will receive the Infidel Bloggers Alliance Golden Balls Award. Now, let’s be clear, this is a pseudo-Award (in other words, it doesn’t really exist), just an image of the Golden Balls Trophy posted here at IBA, but, as you know, it is a very prestigious pseudo-Award. 😉

All submissions must be received by midnight 2-11-06. The Winner will be announced on 2-18-06. Let’s party like only Infidels can party.

7 thoughts on “Jihad For Fun and Prophet!

  1. Yeah, but it’s a real PB&J sandwich. Dymphna and I ate it after I finished shooting photos.

    The blood on the table and the knife, however, is not something you’d want to eat. It’s a mixture of red cake-decorating gel, turmeric, and little bit of green food coloring. Yeccchhh.

  2. You will all pay for this!

    I do not mean in dollars and cents — though you will pay that also.

    I try to maintain my mental purity, but you have filled my pure mind with this impure image likening a highly valued prophet to cheap groceries, for which there is no profit, but you will soon come to know the high cost!

    You will also suffer for the images that I already imagine will appear on this blog. Too late, you will regret and apologize. Indeed, your sin is already written in the great book of death. You would need a time machine to get out of this one, for you would need to apologize yesterday for what you will have done tomorrow!

    You should never have done what you intend to do, but do not think that it was not foreordained that you would think of doing it and receive the proper punishment for thinking of doing it.

    Verily, even thinking that would be a sin. Do not think that I have not thought about that though I have not thought it as you were forethought to have thought it.

    I think …

    Anyway … it’s all your fault.

    Jihadi Hajji

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  3. Lies! I am Jihadi Hajji!

    And you Baron of Lies because barren of truth, your tongue will be stretched in hell as far as you have stretched the truth, but no matter how fast hell’s minions make hell’s mills grind away to stretch your tongue like a conveyor belt, not even one small part of it will be conveyed to the truth — so distant are you from veracity!

    You may claim to be veracious, but you are merely voracious, and like the toad that must swallow its own fly-speckled tongue, you will swallow your own, flecked with filthy lies, once hell’s mills have finished grinding, if indeed they ever do.

    I say this in respect of course, for my religion teaches me to respect others.

    Jihadi Hajji

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