German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock is notorious for putting her foot in her mouth. In South Africa on Tuesday, however, it seems that Ms. Baerbock put her trotter in her mouth.
Many thanks to Hellequin GB for translating this article from eXXpress. The translator’s comments are in square brackets:
Not a week without self-harm: Baerbock speaks of the “bacon of hope”
Not again: Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock (42, Greens) has again made huge slips of the tongue, causing malicious comments on social media. In South Africa, instead of talking about a glimmer of hope, she spoke of the “bacon of hope”.
A running gag has been circulating in Berlin for a long time. ALB, Baerbock’s initials, are now considered the smallest unit of measurement for the distance between two blunders. Many politicians only shake their heads at the weekly self-harm by the green foreign ministry. Most recently, the chief diplomat in South Africa made notable misfires.
Ironically, the foreign minister, who attaches so much importance to her studies in London, showed blatant weaknesses in English. She spoke of the South African path to freedom as a “bacon of hope”. A “Bacon of Hope”? Of course, Baerbock meant the “Beacon of hope”. BEACON, the bonfire, the flare, the lighthouse, meant as the glimmer of hope — not the breakfast side dish. [A real glimmer of hope would be a slice of affordable breakfast bacon for most South Africans.]
And she also caused irritation with the word “bid” for “bid for candidacy”. The slightly lisping politician made it sound like “bitch”, the slut. [Well, she isn’t that wrong in that regard, they’re all prostitutes to the highest bidder, anyway.]
President of South Africa: Baerbock is too inexperienced [That’s putting it very diplomatically.]
The Foreign Minister’s entire trip to South Africa was ill-fated. She had already turned politicians on the continent against her on several occasions. Cyril Ramaphosa (70), the President of South Africa, did not even want to meet her because Baerbock was too inexperienced and believed that the values of the Western minority should be the yardstick for the majority of the world. [Western puppeticians, along with their African counterparts, DO NOT HAVE VALUES, they have offshore bank-accounts.]
Only to avoid diplomatic complications did the President then agree to a meeting with the German Foreign Minister. [ I guess a root canal without anesthetic would have been more pleasurable and less painful.]
Afterword from the translator: