Cock-a-Doodle-Do!

After a gun ban and a knife ban, what will get banned next?

Many thanks to Hellequin GB for translating this article from Ansage.org:

Is a Penis Ban On the Way?

According to a draft law, a complete ban on knives should be possible in many public places in Germany in the future. The Federal Council will deal with a corresponding amendment to the Weapons Act next Friday. Focus reported four years ago, on May 13, 2019, and addressed a “far-reaching knife ban” planned by the federal states for given occasions. In the meantime, in view of the knife epidemic that is currently rampant, and, compared to then, again exponentially escalated, the topic is currently being warmed up again into a fresh stew of activism, in the country formerly known as Germany.

If one thinks this political approach to crime prevention through to the end, then in the medium-term a penis ban must finally follow, at least in all public places in Germany! Because whether it’s a knife or a penis, the following applies (especially considering the rulings of our cuddly justice): The problem is not the perpetrators who misuse both, but all potential instruments of crime must simply be banned from the public. Just as an object alone might awaken evil in people.

Just a start

But even a ban on knives and cocks in public spaces can only be a start. Because of course not only cutting and piercing tools, but almost every tool that the human mind has ever devised leads a double life. How many skulls have been smashed with a hammer in human history? Who had to lose their life through the centuries due to the effects of saws, planes, files, screwdrivers, spatulas, sandpaper or plungers? Yes, it’s not just tools that pose the greatest danger — almost every object that modern people carry with them can be converted into a weapon in the wrong hands: the belt chokes unsuspecting walkers. In the hands of uninhibited feminists, high heels are turned into lethal weapons.

Can there be comprehensive security at all? A potentially useful suggestion comes from the German Nudist Association, which suggests simply walking around the pedestrian zones and squares of the Republic as God created us — complete in Adam’s costume. Because the saying “You can’t reach into a naked man’s pockets” is no coincidence. No bags, no guns! “But…!” some critics will rightly interject here, what about stones, sticks or poisonous mushrooms, they can be found everywhere? This is where a suggestion from forensic psychiatry comes into play, which is still being hotly debated at the moment, but is actually unavoidable: It is a question of a method that has been tried and tested for centuries — the straitjacket. Come what may: No hands — no stabbings! Only the Thai boxers or kung fu fighters would have to be recorded and monitored in advance in order to minimize the risk of kicks in the face. It will also take some time to get used to eating and drinking without tools or hands, but “Wir schaffen das” [we’ll manage it]!

Security is feasible, Mr. Neighbor!

We have just received the news that a well-known manufacturer of security gates will be bringing a device for private households onto the market in large series at affordable prices: a metal detector with a direct connection to the local police station in front of every German front door. The dream of perfect security is within reach… Security is possible, neighbor!

Serious concluding remarks: With all the mindless activism that German politicians have shown in recent weeks, one thought creeps up on me: could it be that politics, right at the start, is threatening to collide with the reality it has created itself? What follows in those next steps, will organic Germans soon be prosecuted for inducing a crime after a knife attack, because they aggressively turned their stomach in the direction of the knife? As if a knife ban would interest the perpetrators… this German state is finished! All that still works here is milking the stupid locals, many of whom still call this country their Germany. By the way, don’t forget: those people who now want to push the prohibition machinery forward in all directions are identical with those who once greeted the majority of today’s stabbers, slashers and rapists with teddy bears.

Afterword from the translator:

All these new restrictions and bans of weapons for self-defense have nothing to do with the problem of rampant crime, created by those selfsame puppeticians, but has everything to do with disarming the law-abiding. Anyway, who ever heard that criminals adhering to the law or Muslims to the culture, rules and laws of non-Muslim countries?

Here in South Africa they’ve done the same, changed and are changing the laws constantly to make out of the people easy victims for every depravity the Globalist Mafia and the local Mafia can come up with. Although those who had given up their guns found out later that the police had sold them to the gangs.

People buy now guns illegally for self-defense and nobody in their right mind calls the cops if an intruder didn’t make it and got a reservation at a “vulture restaurant” instead.

18 thoughts on “Cock-a-Doodle-Do!

  1. Why don’t they just ban violence? Problem solved! Everyone can then walk around with knives and guns and no harm will be done to innocent civilians. Because everyone knows that once you ban something, everyone including criminals will respect the ban. And as an added bonus, the banned thing or troublesome behaviour in question will disappear…….

    Or we can just introduce lengthy background checks and extensive training on how to handle the items the government wishes to get rid of. Because everyone knows that this reduces the risk of misuse and accidents. Just look at cars, the strict requirements and lengthy training that motorists have to undergo has ensured that no accidents, excessive speeding, drunk driving, high speed car crashes, hit and runs etc. ever occur. (Sarc)

  2. You can reach into a naked man’s “pockets” and woman’s for that matter. It happens in prisons, jails and maybe international airports. Some claim to be able to hide shanks there. You could even hide many things in a colostomy bag. You could even make a prosthetic stoma. There is no stopping the imagination.

  3. That’s the problem with Germans; they’re too stubborn to admit they are wrong even when it’s demonstrably so, rule following to a fault when they know it’s to their disadvantage, and too meek to question whether someone representing authority is full of feces.

    My theory is that they suffer from a dysgenic flaw that has eliminated the most aggressive and virile males through a century of war and communism followed by militant feminists who weren’t eliminated through war running roughshod over the remnants of German society. What males that reproduce in Germany now are either orcs or henpecked meek males descended from the men who survived in the rear areas of the conflicts.

    And, thus you have what you have in Germany; a broken people dominated by its females to its detriment.

    • I remember the former MP Gisela Stewart, who is from Germany, saying the Germans, having made up their minds, are unlikely to change them. Hellequin GB covers some of the same ground below.

  4. Of course simply banning Islamists would reduce knife crime by 95pc. But Waaaaaacists!

  5. This country is done , finished!!, who knew , beautiful land but people are so easy to brainwash and manipulate, good for this corrupted government..

  6. I dont want to ruin their joy, but

    in the WELT was an article about knifes made from wood. And they are supposed to be three times sharper than a metal knife.

    So, I think human ingeniuty already found a way to beat law enforcement.

    P.S. Anybody remember those plastic guns in X-Men 3? No metal at all (not in the guns or ammo).
    I wonder if they already exist or are already in the testing stage.

    • There’s already knives made from ceramic that are sharper than steel.

      The focus on technology and ways to beat the rules ignores the true problem. There wasn’t problems with stabbings, shootings, rapes, robberies, drugs, acid attacks, being shoved in front of trains, etc., before a certain policy was enacted. There is a common denominator to all of this madness. And no, it isn’t a cockerel or a cock. Maybe it isn’t politically correct to talk about the true cause of the madness in Europe but I will name it. The true cause is the import of millions of orcs from the Third World. Before this happened the criminal events currently overwhelming Europe were few and far between. And the blame for all of this can be laid at the feet of the European and globalist elites, many of whom happen to belong to a particular tribe which cannot be mentioned. Whether their actions were motivated by loyalty to that tribe or by its precepts, or previous slights or abuses is not really relevant since the bigger problem is what to do now with the millions of invaders they brought into Europe, and continue to bring into Europe, and what to do with this traitorous elite class who has done this.

      • Moon, you already know what is to be done with these so called elites and their wretched families, as history has demonstrated time immortal, it always comes to pass in one form or another.

        • It isn’t my site so I can’t say or advocate openly what I think needs to be done. That’s getting into fedposting territory anyway. Most who frequent the site are probably capable of reading between the lines or have the same thoughts on how this ultimately ends.

      • I really hope that the “tribe” isn’t the Jews, Moon; I’d be surprised and disappointed.

        • If you’re worried that I might be a closet anti-semite, I am not. I am just making a dangerous observation and voicing what many think but almost no one will say.

          I don’t particularly like when everything bad that happens in the world is blamed upon a particular tribe or a particular small country filled by those belonging to that ethnic and religious group. I had to listen to diatribes against that group from my hyper-religious grandfather all through my childhood. My own view is that most members of that group are born into it and just want the same things from life that almost everyone else wants.

          The issue I have is with the members of the globalist elites, the management class, the owners and members of boards of directors at the largest and most powerful banks and central banks, the owners of the major news and media conglomerates, and many of the top officials in the US government, EU leadership, and the shadowy figures pulling the strings at supranational organizations like the Bilderbergs and the WEF. Basically a huge number of those with real power that push the world and events in directions they want. And for whatever reason, this group of very powerful individuals is overrepresented by individuals belonging to that tribe that cannot be named even though that tribe is less than one percent of the global population. Whether they actually practice their religion or believe it is irrelevant. When you start digging into who is in these organizations and whether they belong to this group or not it becomes impossible to unsee.

          I think a similarity can be drawn with the prevalence of Freemasonry amongst many of the royal houses in Europe and amongst the Founders of the American government and leaders of the American Revolutionary War. Whether Freemasonry conferred some special advantage upon those who followed it, or was attractive to those interested in gaining power is in my opinion unknown. And because so many powerful people were involved in Freemasonry doesn’t mean everyone who was a practitioner was also powerful or had evil designs. I believe there is a similarity with the elite class being overrepresented by that tribe perhaps because at that level it isn’t about a religion but its a good ol’ boy network that promotes its own. That doesn’t disguise the fact that the elite and managerial classes are disproportionately represented by members of that tribe.

          And I would like to make clear that I don’t have a visceral reaction to or blindly blame all members of that religious and ethnic group. At any rate, any criticism or even observation that the ranks of our elites are overrepresented by members of that group is extremely dangerous to make. It doesn’t mean that it isn’t a true observation, but the well of being able to freely make that observation was poisoned a long time ago by Schicklgruber. Anyway, proof of their power is in how there are now two groups one can’t ever publicly criticize; muslims, because they will cut off your head, and the elites belonging to that tribe because they will destroy you professionally.

          • Thanks for clarifying, Moon. Certainly in the US, Jews are over-represented in business and politics. Also science, medicine, the law, media, culture (notably classical music)…

            That’s no conspiracy; it’s competence.

    • There already is knives made of the same material as polymers in Glocks and others who use it in their products.

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