Many thanks to Hellequin GB for translating this op-ed from Report24:

New justifications for the heart attack epidemic: forgetting to breathe while clearing snow

Massive excess mortality is recorded in all vaccination countries. Heart attacks are often behind the sudden and unexpected deaths of young people. While the German magazine Focus now suspects “mistakes made when shoveling snow” as the reason, many media see a generally higher risk of heart attack in winter cold. Apparently, this also happened in summer, when it was supposedly due to summer temperatures. or in New German, CLIMATE CHANGE.

A commentary by Willi Huber

While the WHO insists (see here) that excess mortality is generally due to climate change, this excuse doesn’t really work in the bitterly cold December. This year’s winter appears to have been so cold and snowy that for the first time in many years, the hoax of the “hottest month on record” has not been attempted.

Now the German magazine Focus does not explain that terrible, sometimes fatal side effects occur as a result of the mRNA vaccination experiment. No, the background of the “strange and inexplicable” deaths must once again be veiled. This time, shoveling snow serves as an excuse. Yes, who doesn’t know them? The tens of thousands of snow shovel deaths, year after year. Grandma already warned against it — or was it Grandpa? Oh, whatever.

Three tips that really pack a punch

You have to avoid three mistakes in order to prevent a heart attack while shoveling snow. First of all, the thrice-fact-checked, reputable and independent journalists inform us that risk factor #1 is “the cold”. In winter, who would have thought? If blood vessels constrict because of the winter cold, there would be a risk of a heart attack. Point two, “wrong breathing”. You know, once you breathed wrong, already — bang! — Heart attack. You shouldn’t hold your breath when you’re exerting yourself, explains the lady in the carefully-produced Focus service video. Remember that! And third, drum roll: “Snow clearing in the morning”. That would be so exhausting that there is a risk of cardiac arrhythmia and ventricular fibrillation. Understood.

Equally entertaining are the statements that haunt the entire German-speaking media landscape as part of the campaign. An example of this is the Schweizer Blick, representative of many others who report almost identically:

The winter cold would lead to an increased risk of heart attack. Of course, the cold is not alone in this. Your friend, the summer heat is just as dangerous as cold showers, hot showers, too much joy and the like. Kindly puts the view into perspective that this only affects people who are already at increased risk, such as diabetics, hypertension patients and smokers.

• ‘Sudden Adult Death‘ — Mainstream making excuses for ‘mysterious’ death wave
• Sudden death of adults: If system alarmists have their way, Sunday will be dangerous
• Mainstream (invents) the cause of sudden heart attacks in healthy people: They take a shower!
• ‘Climate Change‘: ‘Scientists’ Explore Temperature at Which People ‘Spontaneously Die’

Since the beginning of 2021, however, sudden and unexpected death seems to have overtaken everyone, including non-smokers, people with normal sugar levels and normal blood pressure. And with great frequency it seems to affect young athletes without any previous illnesses. This is called “sudden adult death”. But move on, there’s nothing to see and nothing to talk about; this is the new normal.

Afterword from the translator:

Could it also be that the utter joy of the snowfall is the culprit that sweeps people away into their coffins?

Joking aside: One seriously wonders how mankind has managed to survive all the way through the ice ages before this winter, especially with no central heating that keeps the inside temperature well above freezing.

The worst thing of all, however, is that there will be enough full-on conks out there who will actually believe this outright nonsense.