Stop Me Before I Fart Again!

Many thanks to Hellequin GB for translating this article from Bild:

Head of the Federal Environment Agency wants a fart tax for cows!

The head of the Federal Environment Agency, Dirk Messner, is flirting with a CO2 tax on cows — because they fart so much! Because no other livestock’s digestion is as harmful to the climate as the cow, which generates methane via the rumen.

In a podcast (“Jung & Naiv”), the head of the federal authority said that he thought it was “a logical idea” to have agriculture pay for its CO2 emissions.

That would be the first air tax on living beings: the fart tax! But first, according to Messner, the number of livestock in Germany must be decimated. In order to get Germans used to meatless food, he could also imagine tax incentives and the conversion of lunchrooms to meatless food.

Afterword from the translator:

And again… you can clearly see what a meatless diet can do. Like our ancestors and many other creatures, humans are omnivores, and with good reason: plant-based food contains far too few important minerals and other nutrients that our body so urgently needs. What this deficiency can do to the brain can now be experienced almost every day through the spouting of arbitrary ideas of the “Neo-Feudalist Elites” by puppeticians . In addition, cows are not only suppliers of meat, but primarily also of milk. Which would then also eliminate butter, cheese, etc. The majority of the population, who have to work hard for their often quite meager wages, have no time to nibble on carrots or other greens all day long. Only people who need very few calories physically and mentally can afford this.

And when you consider that CO2 is not a poison, but essential to life, the whole thing is exposed as insanity. The amount of CO2 in the air is 0.038%. Approximately 95% of that not manmade. That leaves 0.0019% man-made. About 2% of this is from Germany, making 0.000038%. From this you can tell what they are talking about is complete nonsense. We are being deliberately fooled, lied to, cheated and robbed, so that we can be more easily indentured as slaves.

So how have we been cheated for 50 years, since 1972? First trees died, then the ozone hole, then oil would soon run out, then a new Ice Age, then ice-free polar caps and monster floods, etc. None of the predictions of the so-called experts came true. I can’t take all the lies anymore. It’s all made up to ruin us financially so that we’re forced into servitude to simply survive a day longer at their pleasure. What a dirty bunch of puppeticians. Disgusting. And so many still believe it and pray on their knees to the Elites’ “golden calf” daily.

10 thoughts on “Stop Me Before I Fart Again!

  1. If the elites get their wish it will only transfer the flatulence from the cows to those who previously ate them.

    Herr Schicklgruber was infamously a vegetarian and his flatulence was so bad that his quack of a doctor started putting him on increasingly powerful drugs to try and deal with it. So, from only gassing Berchtesgaden to gassing millions of jews can be indirectly blamed on a vegetarian diet.

    But perhaps that is the true dream of the elites; to eliminate 90% of us whether by fake vaxx, nuclear war, biological war, or just starvation. And cow flatulence is just a convenient excuse to price food beyond the average persons ability to pay.

  2. By far, the greatest living producers of CO2 are termites.
    So are they going have a termite tax?

  3. ” . . . consider that CO2 is not a poison, but essential to life . . .”

    The gas does not come from the cow. It comes from the grass.
    After running through the cow, it goes back to the grass.
    Which can then run through the cow again.

    Net carbon: Zero

    It’s called the carbon cycle, which they used to teach to children as the foundation of biology.

    • No time for that bilge anymore; too busy teaching 1001 genders, how to use innumerable household implements and various domestic animals to self-pleasure, and how Wakanda used to be a superpower until the evil whites stole their technology and enslaved them on plantations in 1619…

  4. https://www.epa.gov/newsreleases/epa-announces-flyovers-permian-basin-new-mexico-and-texas

    The assault is at all points. EPA, DoA, DoE, DoJ, DoD, DoT, CDC, IRS unrelenting, ubiquitous, and sustained. They use tax money to finance the attack, then demand more taxes all to destroy the very memory of a free America. This is why when Romans overthrew a regime they eliminated entire clans down the least infant rather than mere banishment like the Greeks. They understood draining the Swamp would never be enough.

  5. This insanity continues until the collapse, then, let the fun begin. The look on these leftist marxist no goodniks faces is going to be priceless.

  6. I rip a blast of insanely vile flatulence in their general direction.
    Too bad so sad that your Schwabian Tower of Babel redux didn’t work out but we are all taxed out and don’t go rifling through the car seats or couch cushions for change.

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