The Six Stages of the “Pandemic”

1.   Two weeks to flatten the curve.
2.   You’ll get your freedoms back after you’ve been vaccinated.
3.   Vaccination doesn’t prevent transmission, so everyone must still wear masks.
4.   You need proof of vaccination to do anything except shop for groceries and go to work.
5.   You must get vaccinated, period. No exceptions.
6.   And by the way: we’ll lock you down again every time a new variant appears.