The German man in this video isn’t eating his apple fast enough for the CoPo. Obviously, he doesn’t care whether or not he kills Granny (Smith).
Nash Montana, who translated this clip for subtitles, says: “Finally the bored Frankfurt police have found some meaning for their existence.”
|00:00||We will come a conclusion then: you eat the apple now,|
|00:03||but please don’t just suck on it; you will now eat it, please.|
|00:06||Because otherwise I might get the idea that you|
|00:09||basically just want to circumvent the mask mandate.|
|00:12||No, no, no, I just — there are reasons for this because I… [unintelligible]|
|00:15||Good, we have an understanding so far, right?|
|00:18||So I have to eat it, will eat it slowly, but I will eat it.|
|00:21||Good! Otherwise I can tell you, we will take you somewhere|
|00:24||where you will not endanger anyone else, and there you can eat your apple.|
|00:27||I endanger people? —Yep!|
|00:30||We take precautions, right?|
|00:39||Apparently there is now a… a new speed at which one|
|00:42||has to eat an apple. This has just been determined.|
|00:45||I have been set a time limit within which I have to eat this apple.