The Swedish matinee idol Greta Thunberg has thrown her sustainable solar-powered weight behind Joe Biden’s presidential campaign. With that endorsement, his election on November 3 becomes a sure thing.
Many thanks to FouseSquawk for translating this article from Aftonbladet:
Greta Thunberg takes a stand in American politics
Climate activist Greta Thunberg is making an exception to her line of not interfering in politics. In a tweet on Saturday, she urges Americans to vote for Democrat Joe Biden in the presidential election on November 3.
She justifies the exception on the grounds that the election in the USA goes beyond normal politics, especially from a climate perspective, and writes, “Organize yourselves and get everyone to vote for #Biden.”
The 17-year-old has something to say to Biden’s opponent, President Donald Trump. When Time Magazine named Thunberg as Person of the Year 2019, Trump mocked her in a tweet:
“So ridiculous. Greta needs to take care of her aggression problem and go see a good old movie with a friend. Relax, Greta, relax!” wrote the Republican president (TT)
I hear that the quest for cheap, clean energy will be fulfilled soon; they’re going to connect Saint Greta’s halo to the grid.
A mentally ill girl is promoting a senile candidate for the post of the US president. Is it real or am I on a trip?
[Mammary]less Thunberg and Clueless Joe.
I think Saint Greta looks much improved with a mask. Maybe she should wear three or four of them along with a gag strapped to her mouth and a burqa for good measure in case any of the masks might fall off…
Certainly a good idea for a crowdfunding campaign, send gags, burqas and masks to Greta before the election.
At 17 Greta’s a bit old for Creepy Joe’s tastes. Still, I’m sure he’d sniff her if there was nothing younger available.
Regreta Iceberg.
If grooming Santa’s reindeer was your 4H summer project … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If you turned in a book report for extra carbon credits … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If someone asks for your address and gets a UN speech … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If your meatballs have neither … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If you can make the whole room feel bad about living … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If your face makes the Ice Queen look like Snow White … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If your tan looks like you got it under the Northern Lights … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If your momma gave birth and got a slap on her behind … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If Conservatives reflexively want to give you a pimp slap … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If you’re getting casting calls for the 40-Year-Old Virgin II … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If your mailbags of love letters aren’t coming from men … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If you don’t know you’re only famous for being famous … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If your doctor tells you, “Say, yah” … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If your yearbook reads, “Most likely Gender Studies PhD” … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If most people would rather swat your puny butt than listen … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If your sentences end in bork, bork, bork … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
If you need a carbon footprint squarely on the behind … you may be, Greta Thunberg.
Isaiah 3:12 describes our times:
“As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths”. (KJV)
That is completely appropriate for these days. The feminists are certainly not Proverbs 31 women