This is a strange video; I don’t know quite what to make of it. It’s from South Africa, and is in Afrikaans. A man (presumably a farmer) confronts an intruder who penetrated the barrier to his property carrying a knife, a sjambok, and condoms.
Many thanks to C for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes for the subtitling:
Video transcript:
00:00 | It’s not your [?] yard, it’s my yard. You climbed over the electric barrier… the fence over there. | |
00:07 | Everything is electrified, 2.4m high. | |
00:10 | No. And you, my friend [name?], you come with condoms in your pocket… | |
00:16 | You come with condoms in your pocket, and that knife… | |
00:21 | With what did you come here, what did you think you’d do here? | |
00:26 | With three condoms, sjambok [whip], listen! | |
00:30 | What did you think, no condoms? Three condoms, a sjambok, a knife in my yard. | |
00:35 | What did you think you’d do? Lie down, lie down on the ground! | |
00:41 | Lie down on the ground! |
Here in South Africa with farm murders and attacks this could be a more lighthearted moment but also potentially deadly.
It’s not your mothers yard, it’s my yard!
He is not saying sjambok(whip) but Zambuk a popular healing ointment in SA
Bang! Done, the lions are hungry, any more dumb questions?