Have Condoms, Will Travel

This is a strange video; I don’t know quite what to make of it. It’s from South Africa, and is in Afrikaans. A man (presumably a farmer) confronts an intruder who penetrated the barrier to his property carrying a knife, a sjambok, and condoms.

Many thanks to C for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes for the subtitling:

Video transcript:

00:00   It’s not your [?] yard, it’s my yard. You climbed over the electric barrier… the fence over there.
00:07   Everything is electrified, 2.4m high.
00:10   No. And you, my friend [name?], you come with condoms in your pocket…
00:16   You come with condoms in your pocket, and that knife…
00:21   With what did you come here, what did you think you’d do here?
00:26   With three condoms, sjambok [whip], listen!
00:30   What did you think, no condoms? Three condoms, a sjambok, a knife in my yard.
00:35   What did you think you’d do? Lie down, lie down on the ground!
00:41   Lie down on the ground!

3 thoughts on “Have Condoms, Will Travel

  1. Here in South Africa with farm murders and attacks this could be a more lighthearted moment but also potentially deadly.

  2. It’s not your mothers yard, it’s my yard!
    He is not saying sjambok(whip) but Zambuk a popular healing ointment in SA

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