Whether or Not: Tornado Warnings

A humungous storm is coming our way, headed up from Louisiana. As far as the eye can see on the weather radar, they’ve got tornado warnings outlining each county. So far so quiet, but in our neck of the woods (and there is naught else but woods and lost hunting dogs coyote food) tornados can be sudden and as serious as a heart attack.

So just in case it goes quiet around here and you wonder why we haven’t let in your perfectly sensible comment, that’s the reason.