Next Question?

A reader who prefers to remain anonymous sends this little anecdote…

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. “Kenneth,” he says.

“And what is your question, Kenneth?” she asks.

“I have three questions,” he says.

“First — whatever happened in Benghazi?

“Second — why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?

“And, third — whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?”

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”

A different boy — little Johnny — puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.

“Johnny,” he says.

“And what is your question, Johnny?” she asks.

“I have five questions,” he says.

“First — whatever happened in Benghazi?

“Second — why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?

“Third — whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?

“Fourth…

“— why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

“And, fifth — where’s Kenneth?”

11 thoughts on “Next Question?

    • See … Canadians are good for something. Steyn’s a gem. His YouTube video on multiculturalism is a real hoot. Would love to get him together with Pat Condell.

  1. So, another recess is called.

    When they resume Hillary says, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”

    A girl — little Alice — puts her hand up.

    Hillary points to her and asks her what her name is.

    “Alice,”she says.

    “And what is your question, Alice?” she asks.

    “I have seven questions,” she says.

    In addition to the five asked by Johnny, Alice asks,

    “Sixth…

    “— why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

    “And, seventh — where’s Kenneth and Johnny?”

    So, another recess is called.

    When they resume Hillary says, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question? Anybody. Questions. Don’t be shy. Anybody?”

      • Not long to Halloween. “The almost-president.” Never tire of hearing this in reference to her. It is said we dodged a bullet. More like we dodged a nuclear strike.

  2. I’ve told this story here before, but it’s worth repeating; I know an American lady living in retirement here in London, who worked as a lawyer in the White House. Typical Democrat background; she’s Jewish, from Princeton, NJ. Nevertheless she voted Trump in 2016 because she detests the Clintons so much.

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