Kerpen is a town in North Rhine-Westphalia in Germany. Yesterday a Turkish culture-enricher attacked two people in front of a supermarket in Kerpen. This was not just another incident of enricher-on-enricher violence, but also an instance of the Eternal Triangle, Middle-Eastern Style — which in this case was resolved in the time-honored manner preferred by Turks and other varieties of Muslims.
Many thanks to MissPiggy for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes for the subtitling:
|00:00||Today in Kerpen a 43-year-old Turkish man attacked two people|
|00:06||in front of a supermarket with a meat cleaver, injuring them severely.|
|00:11||The victims are a women (47) and a man (44) — both were severely injured.|
|00:17||According to the fire department in Kerpen,|
|00:20||the male victim is in critical condition. Witnesses say that both victims|
|00:24||left the supermarket together. Then the perpetrator rushed in, hacking at them multiple times|
|00:29||with the meat cleaver.|
|00:32||The perpetrator was apprehended near the crime scene.|
|00:35||The investigation is ongoing.|
|00:39||Whether or not this is a case of domestic violence|
|00:43||caused by jealousy, the police declined to confirm or deny.