Down and Out in Eisenstadt

The video below is from Eisenstadt, the capital of Burgenland in Austria. According to Egri Nök, who translated the accompanying article: “The video does not need translation; the man who records it is just stating the obvious.”

The translated article from Politically Incorrect:

Eisenstadt: Specialist* lies down on busy street

In the small Austrian state of Burgenland, Caritas (European “charity”) alone runs 22 accommodations for benefit-seekers who have illegally pushed into the country. Accordingly, the state capital Eisenstadt is enriched with mostly young, male misery.

One of the precious raw black diamonds, for reasons unknown at this point, lay down last week on one of the much-frequented roads of the city, armed with a piece of wood, and blocked traffic.

A passer-by, who seemingly had tried to help, without success, filmed the scene. The police then stopped the dangerous madness and carried the resisting man off the street.

The well-fed fully-supplied (with benefits) fellow was probably under the influence. We should understand that, put up with it, and if possible, not mention it. Probably it was just an isolated case™ anyway.

*   Fachkraft: A specialist, expert, or skilled laborer. The government announced the Syrians as foreign experts in 2015, saying they were on average more skilled, more educated, than Europeans. So when one refers to “refugees” as “experts”, it’s a cynical joke that will make Anetta Kahane and Heiko Maas angry.

2 thoughts on “Down and Out in Eisenstadt

  1. Insolation maps aside, we all know how urban Austrian streets make the very finest tanning salons.

    And from all appearances, goodness knows that this particular specimen of recent economic tourism desperately needs to work on his tan. Clearly, his melanin count is totally below par!

    All the same, it might be far more energy-efficient for all of those LEED obsessed Österiche watermelons—green on the outside plus red (and seedless, too!) on the inside—to finally consider the immense power savings represented by using, “canned sunshine“.

    Every last one of these very newest “visitors” could remain in their (home) country of origin and still get the same exact same, high-quality tan at no extra cost! After all, what’s not to like?!?

    Don’t these terribly confused individuals deserve a chance to get the least expensive and very finest bronzing?!?

    It would be churlish of us (so-advantaged types) in the West to deny these deprived sorts of people such an inexpensive, unparalleled, rapid delivery, of in-home, salon quality, skin-tone enhancement.

    Why, oh, why can’t Western militaries and their respective politicians finally realize how important it is to provide these vital cosmetic treatments where they are most needed?!? Just think of the savings to be had by eliminating all of these unnecessary travel costs and billing arrangements!

    So, let’s please reconsider discouraging any further migratory efforts by these unfortunately disadvantaged, (however much melanin-deprived types). We have the ability to furnish them with the most up-to-date tanning solutions imaginable – right in their own home towns! We would be the most thoughtlessly harsh brutes to deprive them of this advanced Western technology!

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