Tell Helicopter Mama

Last Thursday night police were called to a noisy party in Cambridgeshire. When they arrived and heard the audio of a YouTube video on the karaoke machine mocking Osama Bin Laden, it triggered a policechick, who then pressed her panic button and called in reinforcements from headquarters. Ten more police officers and a helicopter were sent to quell the dangerous extremists who threw the party.

Vlad Tepes found the deeply offensive WAYCIST song that caused the uproar. It’s called “I’m Osama — Rucka Rucka Ali”. Click the link and listen for yourself, if you dare. But don’t blame me if it turns you into a gibbering, raving right-wing extremist.

Here’s Vlad’s edit of a cell phone video of England’s finest breaking up the ring of vicious haters who organized the garden party:

Vlad is asking his readers and ours to find or invent a word that describes the unnecessary (by law) submission to leftist authority, analogous to the meaning of “dhimmi” as one who submits to Islamic authority. Ideally, we would need both noun and verb forms.

One candidate for the word has already been mooted in the comments at Vlad’s place:

Permit me to nominate, pokornost’. It is an accurate transliteration from Russian of the English word, “acquiesce”. The word specifically conveys overtones of submissiveness, submission, obedience, resignation, and humility.

Plus, it sounds a lot like “pork”, which suggests pigs being led to slaughter and (simultaneously) the scorn that Muslims must feel when watching the once-proud English people groveling before their own public servants.

In its final (plural) form, we might consider pokornosti (which conveniently translates to “submission”).

Anyone who has additional suggestions should leave them in the comments.

Here’s the Breitbart report on the police strike against the racist garden party:

Police Helicopter Deployed, Karaoke Machine Confiscated After Song Mocking Bin Laden Played at Party

A British police officer was moved to activate her panic button after taking offence at a parody song making fun of former Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden being played at a garden party, bringing in serious re-enforcements to a small English village.

The officer pressed the panic button on her body-mounted camera after being dispatched to a garden party in a picturesque Cambridgeshire village at around 10pm on Thursday and overhearing a song being played that mocked Osama Bin Laden. Responding to the call for help, the local force dispatched another ten officers and a police helicopter, Cambridge News reports.

It is alleged that in addition to the parody song making fun of the dead terrorist, party-goers were also shouting “anti-Islamic abuse”, a suggestion the partygoers deny.

Mark Donovan, who attended the party in the Cambridge village — which dates back to the time of the Domesday Book — spoke to the paper after the incident, and said: “We was having a summer’s evening in my neighbour’s garden as we don’t have one. We had our karaoke machine on playing music through our phones from YouTube which are all approved songs.

“This police officer said she took offence at the song and pressed her panic button on her body cam and that’s when about ten police turned up and the police helicopter.

“They are now investigating it as a racist crime. It is ridiculous.”

Police have seized the karaoke machine.

Hat tip for Breitbart: Steen.

25 thoughts on “Tell Helicopter Mama

  1. It is not clear what song it was ; but here is a jolly tune : (one naughty word ).

    Frank Skinner : `The Osama Bin Laden Song`.

    • Yeah.

      This is funny and saying things that need to be said.

      I guess real artists are to the pampered, cultural-Marxist, government-subsidized artists of the mainstream as blog journalists such as GoV are to the pampered, overpaid cultural-Marxist entertainment labeling itself as the mainstream news.

  2. The song’s not that good, but the last time I checked, crappy music isn’t an offence to the law, but only to artistic sense.

    Anyone finding it offensive/racist is by implication recognising Muslims as a race (???) and that Bin Laden represents Muslims.

    I guess the UK Sharia Enforcement Unit (sorry, the Police) didn’t think of that angle.

    The “yob” was actually quite nice to the police, considering the complete and total inappropriateness of their intervention. There was nothing threatening in what he was saying. Maybe he said something before, but it certainly wasn’t an ACTIVE threat at that time. And he’d actually have every reason to tell them to get off his property, being as they had no business being there.

    The UK has gone to hell. This is redonculous.

  3. We must celebrate the terrorists and loss of our freedoms under the new Sharia State of Englandistan. 22 dead still warm and the Police hunt out mourners and those that express grief.In North Korea they expect the families of victims to dress in their Sunday best and publicly demonstrate their joy at the extinction of their own kith and kin for the sake of Dear Leader. It took the Police 20 hours and more to notify the parents their daughters and wives were dead but minutes after the murders, squad cars went round the mosques of Manchester to assure their favorite religion was “safe”,

    White Mancunians are now a sub species or “untermensch” and the Police like the Capos of Hitler’s Belsen and Dachau. It will not be long before we are in camps too for re-education inot good Moslems or dhimmi and worse. It always starts like this.I ahve lost all respect for the Police.

  4. What was once referred to as ‘Britain’s finest’ has largely become a shonky outfit that only too willingly serves a new master, Sharia Law, while eagerly persecuting, and in most cases, their own countrymen on the flimsiest of ‘offences’.

    Does anybody know the address of the police station these shonks in uniform came from?
    I’d like to sent them an email from this old copper on how they are abusing their office.

      • Thank you for that response. Would you also know the precise location of the ‘incident’ as described? Seems that a large number of police and a hovering helicopter to a noisy party didn’t quite make the significant events of May 28, according to the operator on 101 Web Chat, as part of Cambridgeshire police webpage.

        The reason I ask is that when complaining to police about their behaviour, one must always be informed as to both sides version of events which is obviously not covered in this article.

        • Sorry that I don`t know. But I am sure the local police officers are always aware of the work of their colleagues.

          • Not necessarily. Police stations have always been controlled via a central command – it is easier to enforce the law that way, but centralizing also permits other less desirable aspects to creep into the ‘system’ such as, the collating of all ‘intelligence’ and that includes all reported incidents from responding police who as part of their duties, enter all the ‘jobs’ and their outcomes into a central data bank.

            ‘Significant Events’, such as that noisy party and the determined response it received, end up in another system that can still be accessed by first responder police or in my case, General Duties, but on the proviso that what they may read is not made public.

            And there are deterrents in place, such as jail time, to convince those who would like to blab about what they become privy to from reading such ‘events’ that previous shifts or other police areas have put up as being of significance.

            The info stored on those systems can be quite eye opening to the reader and may only be made available to the public via the police hierarchy, who now get to control everything.

            If just a fraction of those ‘Significant Events’ were made available for public perusal I have no doubt there would be many more angry people out there than we are currently aware of.

            And thank you for your input.

  5. Having a hard time not raging out over this tale….

    Okay, again I ask – based on their actions – is it not abundantly clear what Western European and UK state power want for the future of their populace?

    In a sane, healthy Britain the police would have joined in a round of song before politely asking the hosts to turn the music down.

    • Exactly.

      This was obviously a situation that required no SWAT team, but a request to turn down the volume. I’m no cop, and even though male no more physically intimidating than than the average female cop (probably less), and I’ve done it myself – with great success. Just two weeks ago, in fact.

      From the fruits, we know the tree.

      What I think is actually happening is that the “authorities” are sensing that there’s a portion of the English population (note that I’m specifically NOT saying “white British” (because it includes more than that) about to blow a gasket and go on a rampage (possibly accurately), and they’re currently engaged in Mukhabarat (Syrian regime secret police) style behaviour to “nip it in the bud”. As opposed to, of course, trying to fix the problem that makes people want to go on a rampage. So they’re effectively acting as sharia-enforcers.

      • You, sir, are spot on with that comment. I happen to know a couple of recently retired coppers and they tell me that these days all ranks spend more time on ‘Diversity Training’ than proper police work training.

      • Mike, seems to me, and going on the available info, that your summation is probably accurate. My guess would be that the apparently lone female officer responding to a noise complaint – and from my own experience, some ‘party goers’ can become very aggressive and even hostile when told to turn the noise down – especially by a lone cop, and a lone cop who also happened to be female, and I would hazard a guess that has occurred, and she, the cop, panicked bringing the rest of the ‘shift’ down on the ‘party goers’ heads.

        It has probably been the ‘party goers’ attitude that has resulted in ‘racist’ aspect to whatever charges have been laid – if any. But, the behaviour of the police at such an occurrence is, and in my old copper opinion, way over the top.

  6. The British government has calculated that if the the Musims kick off they will be powerless to do anything about it. They are therefore doing everything they can to stop people from provoking the Muslims. This might be a reasonable strategy if, at the same time, they were traing up squads of riot police, but otherwise it’s just delaying the ineviable.

  7. Mike,
    You’re quire right it isn’t just white British. Britain has a substantial Sikh population that has no intention whatsoever of submitting to Islam. It wouldn’t surprise me if they became significant players.

  8. Who has bought them? Who has what on them? What is it that those in power know and are hiding from us?

  9. When it comes to neologisms describing our State Thought Police (STP) I offer:

    ‘Sado-onanists’ or ‘Sadonanists’.

    (And STP could mean Sexually Transmitted Plague)

    • After further thought how about a phrase as well:

      ‘Sadonanistae protectores amantes capra’ (in schoolboy latin ☹)

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