Wanna Vote for This Here Turnip?

As the days dwindle down to a precious few, Bill Whittle considers the advantages of a vegetative presidency:

Sounds good to me. Especially if we get to pan roast the president in butter. Yum!

I’m with her it. But I promise to send her “Get-Well-Soon” greeting cards care/of whichever federal prison she chooses to serve her sentence…because you know darn well they’ll let her choose.

Huma, on the other hand, will probably cut a deal, giving over all she knows in exchange for being placed in a witness protection program. That way, neither Hillary nor The Hon. Member can find out where she is.

OT: Why do you think a Muslim woman from Saudi Arabia would name her first son Jordan? Here’s my take: Jordan is a Muslim country, so that’s one part of her son’s heritage. On the other hand, the father of her child is Jewish. Thus, this could be an allusion to the River Jordan where the Israelites crossed into the Promised Land.

Turnips are both halal and kosher. Muslims and Jews can vote for one without committing any sins.

6 thoughts on “Wanna Vote for This Here Turnip?

  1. Actually, I agree with you completely. We really can’t vote in this corrupt dishonest traitorous woman. But I suspect that others will do exactly that.

    I weep for America.

  2. I don’t entirely believe Turnip to be the savior he is made out to be by some, but I will vote for him in a heartbeat over the alternative. He may prove to be as big a liar and just as corrupt, but we should at least give him the benefit of a doubt. I am always skeptical about people who over promise during elections. The “We’re going to have a program for that” line of Obama should have been the punch line of every comedian in the country.

    • Agreed on all points. But Obama has taken care of our concerns by urging illegals to vote. There used to be a name for that – treason, maybe? – but the Senate will look the other way, pretending to be hard of hearing.

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