As the days dwindle down to a precious few, Bill Whittle considers the advantages of a vegetative presidency:
Sounds good to me. Especially if we get to pan roast the president in butter. Yum!
her it. But I promise to send her “Get-Well-Soon” greeting cards care/of whichever federal prison she chooses to serve her sentence…because you know darn well they’ll let her choose.
Huma, on the other hand, will probably cut a deal, giving over all she knows in exchange for being placed in a witness protection program. That way, neither Hillary nor The Hon. Member can find out where she is.
OT: Why do you think a Muslim woman from Saudi Arabia would name her first son Jordan? Here’s my take: Jordan is a Muslim country, so that’s one part of her son’s heritage. On the other hand, the father of her child is Jewish. Thus, this could be an allusion to the River Jordan where the Israelites crossed into the Promised Land.
Turnips are both halal and kosher. Muslims and Jews can vote for one without committing any sins.