Playing Bumper Cars on the Highway at 100mph — For Allah

This stories is definitely from News of the Weird. A culture-enricher goes careering down the highway in California at 200mph — so he says — steering his car into infidel vehicles thanks to his telekinetic powers and the guidance of Allah.

The miracle is that no one was injured in this particular instance of vehicular jihad.

Many thanks to Vlad Tepes for uploading this news video:

Below are excerpts from the accompanying article from FOX26:

Fresno veteran says terrorist crashed into him at 100 mph

A Fresno man believes he was the victim of a terrorist attack, right here on the roadways in California.

Now, he wants the guy who he says attacked him off the streets so he doesn’t hurt anyone else.

Scott Alcala was driving to San Jose to play golf with his father, when he says he was hit by another car.

Witnesses say a car going extremely fast swerved into Alcala, causing him to fish tail and cross into oncoming traffic.

Alcala said, “I saw the suburban coming right at me about to T-bone right into the driver door and I thought that was it. A second later I turned my head and just smashed into the barrier.”

Alcala says he and the other driver were miraculously able to get out of their cars without hitting anyone else.

Alcala said, “The off-duty police officer went to talk to the other driver in his vehicle and he said, ‘Are you alright? That was way too fast,’ and (the driver) said ‘I didn’t it on purpose. It was in the name of Allah.’”

The police report says driver Ameer Abbaf Fakhraldin told police the collision was caused by Donald Trump’s improper treatment of minorities, and by Allah and other people’s lack of faith in him. Fakhraldin estimated his speed was 200 miles per hour. He also told police he caused the crash by using psychic / telekinetic powers to control the steering. The officer at the scene said the driver showed apathy and neglected interest.

Alcala said, “There was no remorse. He just went back to his car nonchalant, pulled out a water bottle and just posted up.”

Hat tip: Dean.

5 thoughts on “Playing Bumper Cars on the Highway at 100mph — For Allah

  1. The day will come when we’ll consider disallowing all Muslims from having a driver’s license or a car registered in their name. Plus stiff penalties if they’re caught driving. Why? B/c why take the risk? Isn’t that an abridgement of their civil rights? Eventually the safety of the many will override the rights of the few. We might also insist on electronic ankle bracelets for Muslims, a kill-switch if you will should they do Sudden Jiahd Syndrome. If Muslims insist on migrating to Western countries then we should start taking sensible precautions before the Nice attack becomes a standard feature of Western dhimmi states.

  2. So the collision was caused by “Donald Trumps’s improper treatment of minorities” (see 1:40 in the video). And at 0:20 and 3:25, what’s with the zebibah on the reporter’s forehead?

    • I noticed the zebibah on her forehead. What is that? As an aside, it’s always weird to me to see 2 barbie dolls bringing us the news.

  3. Thank God he came away from that unhurt. Unlike the soldier in England, Fusilier Lee Rigby, who was just going about his business when he was brutally murdered by two terrorists in broad daylight on the streets of London in the name of Allah.

  4. hreport wasn’t very clear, as to who the driver said “it was on perpose”.So he was arested,
    but then let go; after admitting to an off duty police officer that he “did it on purpose”.

    This is willfull neglegence. a major offence. I’ve heard of people sent to prison for just neglegent driving.

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