Today’s Funny Papers

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Angela Merkel Admits She Regrets Open-Door Migrant Policy

Following a devastating defeat in Berlin state elections today, Mrs Merkel said she accepted her share of responsibility for voters punishing her ruling Christian Democratic Union of Germany (CDU) party for her refugee-friendly migrant policy.

Speaking at a news conference in Berlin, she said: “If I could, I would turn back the time by many, many years.”

The German premier admitted she could have been better prepared for the influx of migrants last year.

She added if she knew how people wanted her to change her migrant policy she would consider it.

And she admitted Germany had not been “world champions” in integrating migrants in the past, saying it would take time to integrate them.

Monday’s defeat is the second in two weeks, with the Chancellor being defeated in her own constituency in the state of Mecklenburg-Western-Pomerania.

Hat tip: Nick.

29 thoughts on “Today’s Funny Papers

  1. Well who can ever know what anyone means? I have to doubt the sincerity if she means she would have less immigration because every step of the way she insisted on more. So I can only assume she means if she had a time machine she would have had more controls in place to silence opposition and hide what is going on.

  2. “saying it would take time to integrate them.”
    – How much evidence does one need to conclude that they do not want to integrate? Or are you going to do what Sweden is doing?

  3. As I have said many times: integration is not a synonym for assimilation. That Europeans have allowed such a low bar to be set, and continue to insist that it is enough, disqualifies them from complaint at the inevitable outcome. There is not, and never has been, any such creature as “multi-culturalism”. One culture is in ascendancy and the other is declining, or subordinate, ALWAYS. There is absolutely no other possibility. Europeans must choose TODAY, for the system of Mohammedan Conquest consigns the vanquished to the dust-bin of History, then eliminates the dust-bin.

  4. Defies logic, which the Germans were supposed to be loaded with. Many decades ago Germany was already overpopulated just like most of central and southern Europe. Social and economic policies in place had assured security and comfort enough to ensure a gradual natural reduction of the population, something most environmentalists had been looking forward to.

    Decades passed: those Ideals of the ’60s and ’70s were forgotten and a new generation of greedy, short-sighted politicians, economists, and bankers pushed for a cancerous model of economic/population growth. Academics generally lost interest in the vision too, and the younger generation became ignorant enough to become victims of this Great European Scam.

    A French PM who saw through the lie remarked that, unlike the Japanese ( or for that matter the Chinese ) THE FRENCH DO NOT WANT TO LIVE LIKE RATS……. She was forced to resign even though she was right – just look at France now living in a rat’s haven with imported supremacists having a carnal feast of destruction.

    Instead of a well-planned future the EU is herding Europe towards an Animal Farm.

    • You are very correct. Present crony capitalism pushes ever increasing growth of consumption which require cancerous growth of population. Well Islam is the perfect cancer!

  5. Now that she expresses her remorse for destroying her nation from within(treason and sedition),will she give soros (satan) his money back? And construct the noose around her neck the equivalent of hanging from a Navy Yard Arm? If you dance with the devil, you must pay the price! The price paid here should be nothing short of hanging by the neck until death for her treasonous betrayal of her people, her culture, her language, her sovereignty to a sub human entity that has fought for 1500 years to kill her nation! Follow Hitler’s example and do the least honorable remedy!

  6. After she “recuses” herself from the Stasi Situation, send every one of the dogs of satan back to the hell hole they crawled out from, stop the “welfare” payments and prosecute their arses to the very extent of civilized, Western law. If it even exists anymore in Germany and use the money for ethnic Germans! What a concept! Language, borders, culture. Truly a revolutionary concept!

  7. Holger Danske is stirring and I believe he’s pissed as hell! And there will be Hell to pay for the murderous dogs of satan! My only question is … where the hell are the of Germany?

  8. Where the hell are the Men of Germany? Frankly, I don’t see them anywhere! Except hiding in their mama’s skirts! Arise! Arise Men of the North and defend your nation, your people, your families, your women and children, your past, present, and FUTURE!

    • “Where the hell are the Men of Germany?”

      Or the men of Sweden, maybe Norway and Denmark too.
      Corsica I think will survive.

  9. I don’t think at this point nobody wants to hear her excuses, or that she’s sorry. It’s just like it was at the Nuremberg Trials after WWII. Merkel and the rest of the criminals like her need to be held to account for the lives lost and destroyed by her ‘policy’.

  10. This is all well and good, yes she took a hiding in this latest round of elections. That said, the German sheeple are still voting in their droves for more of the same, only with different parties. They clearly have a death wish as a collective people. I cannot for the life of me understand what is wrong with them.

    It’s hard to put into words how infuriating this whole debacle is to watch as it unfolds. Only the other day on the new channel France24 there was a programme on about African ‘refugees’ leaving countries such as Senegal and Sierra Leone heading North to Libya in order to get across to Europe. They spoke as if it was their inherent right to move to Europe, of course they all wanted to go to University. No mention of who was paying for their fees!

    If Europe doesn’t take firm action soon, it really will be lost.

  11. I thought Angie’s bolt-hole was in Paraguay? Not that it matters, really, the world has become a much smaller place. Not too difficult to find her.

  12. “She added if she knew how people wanted her to change her migrant policy she would consider it.”
    *If* she knew? How much louder do people have to shout before she can hear them?

  13. Europe is already lost, other than the eastern Europeans who will not play this stupid game. Putin will eventually come to the rescue, just to defend his own country, at least that is what I think.

    How on earth can anyone think that letting in millions of people who have completely opposite values to European values — what DID THEY THINK WOULD HAPPEN?

    Send them back to their desert and be quick about it, or all those crusades will have been in vain. The moslems belong in their own territory. This so obvious that even a six-grader could see it.

    You people are committing cultural suicide and are up for trial as soon as possible.

  14. Holger Danske, you raise interesting questions. I will offer this: there are no more real men in Europe — they have been emasculated. I wonder if they could find their masculinity once again and defend their countries? Do we really have to be conquered by a lot of backward muslims? I think not. If people could get over the PC crap, they would realize this is true.

    I used to read a lot of science fiction back in the day so I realize life could really change a lot, especially if men are no longer men. But it doesn’t have to go like that. Get your um, manhood up again and defend yourselves!

    I am sure I am not the only American who wants to see civilization win and muslims go back to their deserts, which is where they belong. Unfortunately the current inhabitant of our White House is a dim-witted bulb and possibly a secret muslim himself — we don’t really know. But what I do know is he is not lifting a finger.

    As for me, I am an elderly woman so I can’t grab a gun and join the fight. But I would if I could!

  15. I see many comments about the men of Europe standing up and taking back their countries and protecting their women, etc.
    What if, Alpha Males run in generational phases within particular regions?
    Whether caused by weather, or religion, or magnetic Earth fields, or even Sun spots.
    It isn’t hard to see that Germany and Japan were filled with aggressive males in the 1930’s, and responded to from America, England, and other parts of the world, in 1940, or so.
    Don’t forget, we walked right through Iran to supply Russia with weapons to fight Nazis.
    I would suggest, for consideration, that the alpha males in Europe are, at the moment, extinct, or at least dormant, and those from the Middle East, and Africa are simply exerting their natural instinct.
    The question, of course is; Will there be anyone to save the “world” this time?

    • Let me be a bit naughty: if only Alpha Males had been influential in the European/”white” world the last couple of centuries, how much longer might it have taken to abolish slavery, emancipate women etc? Just wondering….

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