A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Jihad

When visitors to Gates of Vienna follow someone’s link to get here, it usually directs them to one of our recent posts. The links may come from posts on Twitter or Facebook, from forums such as Free Republic, from various blogs, or from emails.

Some of the referrals, however, send traffic to older posts — what I call “old favorites” — such as “The Other September 11th”, which is perennially popular. Matt Bracken’s “Tet Take Two” is a more recent example, and may well be the most-linked of the older posts.

Other old favorites are Fjordman’s “Does Global Warming Cause Rape Waves?”, Nicolai Sennels’ “Islam and Inbreeding”, and Bob Smith’s “Five Reasons Why Islam is a Cult”.

And, for some reason, my post featuring Palestinian jokes has been bringing in visitors year after year for more than ten years. I know that in the early years a lot of the traffic to it came from Bernie at Planck’s Constant, but that doesn’t account for the more recent visitors. As a matter of interest, many of those visitors come from Israel, based on their IP addresses. So it must be getting links at some Israeli sites.

In keeping with the light-hearted spirit of last night’s fundraising finale, here’s a reprise of that venerable post, which is also humorous, albeit macabre.

Palestinian Jokes

So this Palestinian walks into a bar and sits down.

The bartender says, “What’ll it be, pal?”

The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”

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An American, an Israeli, and a Palestinian are marooned on a desert island.

The American goes to one side of the island and builds a church.

The Israeli goes to the other side of the island and builds a synagogue.

The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”

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A Palestinian travelling salesman is driving through the countryside when his car breaks down in the middle of the night.

He goes up to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door.

The farmer comes to the door and says, “What can I do for you, mister?”

The Palestinian…

Aw, heck! So you heard that one already, huh?

9 thoughts on “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Jihad

  1. In all seriousness, people in the west are supposed to care about Palestinian children. This from people who send their children off to be suicide killers and then praise them. If they don’t care about the lives of their children, why should I?

    • It is only tragic because they target those who do care about their children and to whom life is valuable instead of cheap.

      If they killed only each and left the West alone like most of the despots and tribalists in Africa, no one in the West would even notice.

  2. Not exactly dog inspired, but you may raise a smirk :

    £20 note at a crossroads. Father Christmas to the North. Tooth Fairy to the West. Moderate Muslim to the South. Radical Muslim to the East.

    Who gets to it first ?

    Radical Muslim. All the others are mythical creatures.


    A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6′ 2″ strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
    When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff’s Department.
    After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview. The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid and you can really shoot.
    So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an “Attitude Suitability Test” that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.”
    Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said:
    “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six socialists, six drug dealers, six far left/communist professors, six Muslims, and a rabbit.”
    “Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant.
    “You pass,” said the Chief Deputy. “When can you start?”


    Mohammed was out walking his dog one day when he heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings.
    He sat beside her and said “I heard you were planning to leave me?”
    She replied “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a paedophile!”
    Mohammed thinks for a minute, or so, and then responds:
    “That’s a mighty big word for a 9 year old!”


    Jigs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster
    speaking in Ontario, says: “I am truly perplexed that
    so many of my friends are against another mosque
    being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal
    of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their
    religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed,
    in an effort to promote tolerance.”
    “That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be
    opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting
    tolerance from within the mosque.
    We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay,
    ‘The Turban Cowboy’ and the other, a topless bar,
    would be called ‘You Mecca Me Hot’.”
    “Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes
    in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork
    restaurant, called ‘Iraq of Ribs’.”
    “Across the street there could be a lingerie store called
    ‘Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret’ with sexy mannequins
    in the window modeling the goods and on the other side
    a liquor store called ‘Morehammered’.”

    “All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate
    the tolerance they demand of us.
    Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your
    part by passing this on.


    And I simply must include :


    and : https://www.youtube.com/embed/yZZlo0WZ_iU?rel=0

  3. The ideology of hatred for all humanity has no legitimacy in the world. The upcoming outbreak of war on all fronts will be about a legitimate response from a united world
    to rid humanity of these Godless vile heathen creatures once and for all.

    • The way it’s going we will see the world having to unite behind eastern European countries, Russia, China and others. The watery west seems to be embracing the Mohammedan’s brothel and slavery breeding ideology. Hard to imagine characters like the Clintons are still around. Obama? How did he get in and stay in for two rounds? That is stagnant – to the maximum.

  4. The American goes to one side of the island and builds a church.

    The Israeli goes to the other side of the island and builds a synagogue.

    The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”

    Israelis build walls, not just synagogues. But it would be a gross betrayal of American values for the US to build walls too. According to Israel’s supporters in the US.

    And Americans are now building lots of mosques, not just churches. This is a glorious fulfilment of American values. According to Israel’s supporters in the US.


    It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?

  5. Palestinian TV-News: A Palestinian didn`t go BOOM… Zionistic conspiracy uncovered… wait for more details.

  6. I wish you guys would have a favorites page where you can keep all this significant links. Searching is not the strong suit of this site.

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