Below is a revised version of the Pater Noster, updated for a Modern Multicultural Germany. It was origiannly posted in the comments at Politically Incorrect (#1 roland_w, 23. Aug 2015 18:26).
Many thanks to JLH for the translation:
Let us pray the Leftist Lord’s Prayer (or Our Father).
Our refugee, who art in Germany,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy enrichment come,
Thy will be done,
In Bayreuth as in Beirut!
Take from us our daily bread
And spread it with our guilt,
As we confess we are guilty.
And lead us not to PEGIDA,
But deliver us from Germanness,
For you are enrichment,
For the enemy of Germany.