Martyr Yourself, NOT Your Phone!

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Your entire life has been spent preparing for it: you’re finally going to be a shahid for Allah, and send hundreds of mushrikun to hellfire while buying yourself a ticket to Paradise!

This is no time for a media FAIL. You want to be sure your martyrdom video goes up on YouTube as soon as your head bounces out the door into the street.

That’s why you need a JihadPhone. It’s the only smart phone guaranteed to withstand the blast:

Many thanks to Vlad Tepes for providing this inspirational and informative testimonial.

Available only at BOOMGOOD.COM. Note: Price does not include ritual cleansing cloth.

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