It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Your entire life has been spent preparing for it: you’re finally going to be a shahid for Allah, and send hundreds of mushrikun to hellfire while buying yourself a ticket to Paradise!
This is no time for a media FAIL. You want to be sure your martyrdom video goes up on YouTube as soon as your head bounces out the door into the street.
That’s why you need a JihadPhone. It’s the only smart phone guaranteed to withstand the blast:
Many thanks to Vlad Tepes for providing this inspirational and informative testimonial.
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