Two culturally-enriched gentlemen walk into a bar in Ormond Beach, Florida…
It sounds like the start of a corny joke, but it was no laughing matter for the staff and patrons of Jus’ Beachy Bar. The two enriched fellows were at least three sheets to the wind when they arrived at the infidel hangout. When the bartender refused to serve them more alcohol, they responded by punching out customers, throwing chairs and glasses, and threatening to behead the deputies who eventually arrived on the scene.
Here’s the report from WKMG:
Notice the felicitous synchronicity of the surname “Albagdadi”.
Below are excerpts from the accompanying article:
2 Arrested After Starting Bar Fight, Making Threats, Volusia Cops Say
Man threaten to ‘kidnap an American, behead him,’ according to report
ORMOND BEACH, Fla. — Two men are facing charges after Volusia County deputies said they started a fight at a bar Wednesday night.
Staff at the Jus’ Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.
“I need cops at Jus’ Beachy Pecker’s Pub immediately. I got a huge fight going. I mean they’re tearing (expletive) up,” the caller told 911 dispatchers. “We wouldn’t even serve him when he came in, he was so drunk.”
Deputies said that’s when the men got angry and attacked the customers.
“They’re using chairs and everything else,” the caller told dispatchers.
Deputies said the men smashed six bar stools, threw several glasses that cut one woman in the eye and beat up a couple of men. At one point, the fight got so out of control, the dispatcher couldn’t get a hold of the caller.
The men took off before deputies arrived, but the caller was able to get their tag number and the description of their car. Ormond Beach police then quickly tracked down the car and arrested the men.
The arrest report showed that not only did Hindi deny initiating the bar fight, deputies said Albagdadi was uncooperative and threatened to “kidnap an American and behead him, once he’s released from jail.”
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Hat tip: LS.