We’ve all seen those jihad propaganda videos put out by the mujahideen when they’re waging war on behalf of Allah. Whether it’s in Syria, Chechnya, Libya, Gaza, Afghanistan, Somalia, or Belgium, the style is always the same: a black flag of jihad, masked fighters holding guns and RPGs, endless droning chants in Arabic, mujahideen crouching behind ruined walls and firing at something off-camera, all interspersed with scenes of gore, brutality, and dead infidels.
In the following jihad propaganda video, Vlad Tepes has devised a way to skip over the tedious parts without leaving out any footage, thereby reducing a twelve-minute video to less than three minutes. Vlad fast-forwards through all the Arabic chants and blather, making them sound like so many chipmunk songs, and then resumes normal speed when the mujahideen threaten Canadians and Barack Hussein Obama — in English.
WARNING: Most this video will seem pointless and silly, but there is some bloody footage near the end, which sensitive viewers may want to skip: